EVERY BEER CAN IS A BREWERY

 

I pull their website up

I got my headphones on

Been waiting for this night

Until new song comes on

Maybe Viva’s alright

And X&Y’s the bomb

Remember Strawberry Swing?

Was an awesome song

 

And all the fans they rant

Since the title bites

Until Friday morning

Hear the song first time

I load the streaming up

I’m waiting all this time

New Coldplay is in sight

 

I turn the speakers up

I got excitement on

From BBC, their streaming

Plays this cheesy song

Don’t wanna hear

Another second of this flop

I’m gonna make some drama

And spoof this slop

 

Maybe I’m negative

Maybe I’m hard to please

Maybe I don’t like crap

Sounding like dancy cheeses

But my ears are raging

Like my bleeding heart

Coldplaying, I impart

 

As we heard, oh, this noise

Sampled too, sounds like Gaga, it’s true

Don’t be on LP5

As we write rants

Every comment is a drunken groan

And every beer’s a brewery

Is a brewery

Oh, is a brewery

Oh oh oh, is a brewery

Every beer

Is a brewery, oh oh oh

 

So you can’t hate, hate this band

But still this song’s a drag

 

It was a brew brew brew brew brewery

A brew brew brew brew brewery

 

Every beer

Every beer

Every beer can is a brewery

 

Every beer

Every beer

Every beer can is a brewery

OMG :lol:

This is amazing! :laugh3:

:heart: :botoxlips:

lol.

:awesome:

I turn the speakers up

I got excitement on

From BBC, their streaming

Plays this cheesy song

Don’t wanna hear

Another second of this flop

I’m gonna make some drama

And spoof this slop

 

:dazzled:

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Ha! Gneiss.

LOOOOOL!!! :lol:

 

What a laugh!

Nice one OP. I just PM'ed this guy who covered the new song ALREADY on youtube to now try and sing it with those lyrics......fingers crossed!

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76988

 

:)

Cool!!!

 

I would like hear it by Corkus :P

 

but if not, would be great too xD!

and get to laugh a while haha :)

I would like hear it by Corkus :P

I totally set myself up for this trap, didn't I? :lol::facepalm:

Nobody wants to hear me sing.

SING!

I said it .... sing sing sing !! ahahaha ^^

 

If you want to.

Hahaha this is amazing

I think I love you for this post. Amazing!!

:lol:, nicely done.

Very funny, nice work!

That was really funny!:lol: Well done!

Michael, genius. :lol:

 

You know what this needs? This needs some Wolstensinging. :dazzled:

Holy shit. This is amazing.

EVERY BEER CAN IS A BREWERY

R#43 material :awesome:

 

Nice one OP. I just PM'ed this guy who covered the new song ALREADY on youtube to now try and sing it with those lyrics......fingers crossed!

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76988

 

:)

THIS WOULD BE EPIC. Please let us know if/when it is done!

That was amazing!!!!

 

It sure sums up my opinion of it!

 

If Rodie #43 makes a new "blog"...he'd better include this...

...not my cuppa, but funny nonetheless.