Corkus Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 EVERY BEER CAN IS A BREWERY I pull their website up I got my headphones on Been waiting for this night Until new song comes on Maybe Viva’s alright And X&Y’s the bomb Remember Strawberry Swing? Was an awesome song And all the fans they rant Since the title bites Until Friday morning Hear the song first time I load the streaming up I’m waiting all this time New Coldplay is in sight I turn the speakers up I got excitement on From BBC, their streaming Plays this cheesy song Don’t wanna hear Another second of this flop I’m gonna make some drama And spoof this slop Maybe I’m negative Maybe I’m hard to please Maybe I don’t like crap Sounding like dancy cheeses But my ears are raging Like my bleeding heart Coldplaying, I impart As we heard, oh, this noise Sampled too, sounds like Gaga, it’s true Don’t be on LP5 As we write rants Every comment is a drunken groan And every beer’s a brewery Is a brewery Oh, is a brewery Oh oh oh, is a brewery Every beer Is a brewery, oh oh oh So you can’t hate, hate this band But still this song’s a drag It was a brew brew brew brew brewery A brew brew brew brew brewery Every beer Every beer Every beer can is a brewery Every beer Every beer Every beer can is a brewery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 OMG :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 This is amazing! :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueDeNimes Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 :heart: :botoxlips: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imke Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I turn the speakers up I got excitement on From BBC, their streaming Plays this cheesy song Don’t wanna hear Another second of this flop I’m gonna make some drama And spoof this slop :dazzled: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Ha! Gneiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jony Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 LOOOOOL!!! :lol: What a laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woohoo37 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Nice one OP. I just PM'ed this guy who covered the new song ALREADY on youtube to now try and sing it with those lyrics......fingers crossed! http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76988 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jony Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Cool!!! I would like hear it by Corkus :P but if not, would be great too xD! and get to laugh a while haha :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corkus Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 I would like hear it by Corkus :P I totally set myself up for this trap, didn't I? :lol::facepalm: Nobody wants to hear me sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 SING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jony Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I said it .... sing sing sing !! ahahaha ^^ If you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matts05 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Hahaha this is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majgirl Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I think I love you for this post. Amazing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 :lol:, nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimBou Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Very funny, nice work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taameen**sparks** Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 That was really funny!:lol: Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Michael, genius. :lol: You know what this needs? This needs some Wolstensinging. :dazzled: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CupitorVeritatis Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Holy shit. This is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 EVERY BEER CAN IS A BREWERY R#43 material :awesome: Nice one OP. I just PM'ed this guy who covered the new song ALREADY on youtube to now try and sing it with those lyrics......fingers crossed! http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76988 :) THIS WOULD BE EPIC. Please let us know if/when it is done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sleeping Sun Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 That was amazing!!!! It sure sums up my opinion of it! If Rodie #43 makes a new "blog"...he'd better include this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 ...not my cuppa, but funny nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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