RiotFever Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 LET'S JUDGE SOME GENIUS, TIMELESS PIECES OF LITERATURE BY THEIR COVERS, AND WRITE THEM OFF. 1. Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice Wow, that looks super pretentious. I'm not reading this crap. I've lost faith in Jane Austen and her vile feminist movement. 2. George Orwell, 1984 EEWWW WTF? That guy's eye is not only OLD, but SUPER CREEPY. I'm never reading this! I'd rather be blindsided by the impending proletariat swarm. 3. William Shakespeare, Hamlet I'm not reading this book because the photograph is really ugly, that guy looks hella stupid, and there's a skull on it. Isn't this also written in old english? Instead, I'm not paying attention in class, and I'll just become a full-time ball polisher at a bowling alley. Better than reading this dumbass book. 4. F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (my personal favorite) Looks tacky as hell. I'm not reading that. That ominous woman floating in the sky has WAY too much makeup, and I think she's a lesbian. 5. Golding, Lord of the Flies That kid's fat. And probably dead by now. INSTEAD OF READING THESE POTENTIALLY AWESOME BOOKS, I'M GOING TO WRITE THEM ALL OFF and shut myself away from it. I will die without being exposed to the best parts of humanity simply because the colors are tacky and their titled funny. Shut up, and listen to the freaking Coldplay CD. Jesus Christ. /end rant TITLES THAT COULD BE WORSE THAN MYLO XYLOTO: 1. Ice Cream Orgy Fun (cover is Chris licking whipped cream off of Jonny's nipples) 2. I f*** Gwyneth Paltrow Every Night and You Pay Me Money 3. :waffle: 4. Car Kids Everyone shut the hell up, stop complaining until we get the announcement and get on with being closed-minded. It's SPECULATION. :inquisitive: :waffle: Another title worse than Mylo Xyloto and :waffle: Freeway Taco Hyperdrive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 ^Actually I kinda like it. Huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayfan_115 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I'm so excited. I was tired, but now I'm like a five- year-old kid (one that has been given a large pixy stix) :lol::dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotFever Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 ^Actually I kinda like it. Huh. Funny :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdplayingfromKansas Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Another title worse than Mylo Xyloto and :waffle: Freeway Taco Hyperdrive Most. Epic. Name. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotFever Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 ^this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 inb4 "WHO CARES WHAT THEY NAME IT, THEY'RE COLDPLAY" :blush: THIS LET'S JUDGE SOME GENIUS, TIMELESS PIECES OF LITERATURE BY THEIR COVERS, AND WRITE THEM OFF. 1. Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice Wow, that looks super pretentious. I'm not reading this crap. I've lost faith in Jane Austen and her vile feminist movement. 2. George Orwell, 1984 EEWWW WTF? That guy's eye is not only OLD, but SUPER CREEPY. I'm never reading this! I'd rather be blindsided by the impending proletariat swarm. 3. William Shakespeare, Hamlet I'm not reading this book because the photograph is really ugly, that guy looks hella stupid, and there's a skull on it. Isn't this also written in old english? Instead, I'm not paying attention in class, and I'll just become a full-time ball polisher at a bowling alley. Better than reading this dumbass book. 4. F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (my personal favorite) Looks tacky as hell. I'm not reading that. That ominous woman floating in the sky has WAY too much makeup, and I think she's a lesbian. 5. Golding, Lord of the Flies That kid's fat. And probably dead by now. INSTEAD OF READING THESE POTENTIALLY AWESOME BOOKS, I'M GOING TO WRITE THEM ALL OFF and shut myself away from it. I will die without being exposed to the best parts of humanity simply because the colors are tacky and their titled funny. Shut up, and listen to the freaking Coldplay CD. Jesus Christ. /end rant TITLES THAT COULD BE WORSE THAN MYLO XYLOTO: 1. Ice Cream Orgy Fun (cover is Chris licking whipped cream off of Jonny's nipples) 2. I f*** Gwyneth Paltrow Every Night and You Pay Me Money 3. :waffle: 4. Car Kids Everyone shut the hell up, stop complaining until we get the announcement and get on with being closed-minded. It's SPECULATION. :inquisitive: :waffle: Have you HEARD your own WORDS (trying to go along with this CAPS LOCK thing that GOING ON here) It's like YOU CAN'T read the REST OF THE TEXT or SOMETHING. And no TITLES have been ANNOUNCED, so I'M NOT losing FAITH in ANYONE BESIDES, I never said ANYTHING about ANY artwork, so I don't know where you're getting that SHIT from. lrn2read And besides, if it's speculation I'm allowed to speculate on my own reaction, hm? Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, so don't bitch someone out for not having the same opinion as you. :wink: JUST A HINT, WINK WINK So you know what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Eh, Fiona Apple isn't the most memorable female musician I've heard.memorable enough to support Coldplay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafaelchampion Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I don't like this guy.:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 :blush: Have you HEARD your own WORDS (trying to go along with this CAPS LOCK thing that GOING ON here) It's like YOU CAN'T read the REST OF THE TEXT or SOMETHING. And no TITLES have been ANNOUNCED, so I'M NOT losing FAITH in ANYONE BESIDES, I never said ANYTHING about ANY artwork, so I don't know where you're getting that SHIT from. lrn2read And besides, if it's speculation I'm allowed to speculate on my own reaction, hm? Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, so don't bitch someone out for not having the same opinion as you. :wink: JUST A HINT, WINK WINK So you know what? :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotFever Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 :blush: Have you HEARD your own WORDS (trying to go along with this CAPS LOCK thing that GOING ON here) It's like YOU CAN'T read the REST OF THE TEXT or SOMETHING. And no TITLES have been ANNOUNCED, so I'M NOT losing FAITH in ANYONE BESIDES, I never said ANYTHING about ANY artwork, so I don't know where you're getting that SHIT from. lrn2read And besides, if it's speculation I'm allowed to speculate on my own reaction, hm? Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, so don't bitch someone out for not having the same opinion as you. :wink: JUST A HINT, WINK WINK So you know what? I lol'ed at the 'deal with it' guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admnistramation Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Dom is such a cutie. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmuckers Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 so lets do a qucik recap on what news we think we are gonna get tomorrow... FOR SURE: 1) Album Title 2) Cover Art MAYBE: 1) Release Date 2) Next Single 3) Tracklisting is that about right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotFever Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 FOR SURE : Album Title Release Date Next Single Tracklisting New Video Mylo Xyloto Tour . No . Seems I'm being too optimistic . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected]. Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 this is great news for a homecoming from a two weeks trip at 2 am :surprised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanif94 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I think we'll have album title, cover art, release date and tracklisting, I mean, once you get the album title you get all of it :P Don't know about the next single though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxeh Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 When will the news appear does anyone know? Cant be arsed to read everything its too late. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I don't like this guy.:laugh3: :phu: :P :kiss: :heart: I lol'ed at the 'deal with it' guy He lol'd at you too. :snobby: :lol: Dom is such a cutie. :) Mhm. :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hope Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Oh wow this is exciting! Maybe they'll release lyrics soon too like they did with Every Teardrop is a Waterfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotFever Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 He lol'd at you too. :snobby: :lol: Great! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafaelchampion Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Yes! Lyrics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destrokk Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 OMFGUDGEYFGWE FOEWFMDWEGF OMGGED ODDM SO EXCIETD!!!!!111 No jk I'm am pretty excited :blush: ok not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hux90 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 When will the news appear does anyone know? Cant be arsed to read everything its too late. :) Apparently 5:45 A.M Central Time according to ColdplayMexico, a [reliable?] twitter account... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destrokk Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 why so early nobody is up that early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hux90 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 why so early nobody is up that early Because it's 11:45 UK time.. :) EDIT: Although I'm not sure I trust the source, we'll just have to wait 10 hours and see :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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