LET'S JUDGE SOME GENIUS, TIMELESS PIECES OF LITERATURE BY THEIR COVERS, AND WRITE THEM OFF.

 

 

 

 

1. Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

 

Wow, that looks super pretentious. I'm not reading this crap. I've lost faith in Jane Austen and her vile feminist movement.

 

 

2. George Orwell, 1984

 

 

EEWWW WTF? That guy's eye is not only OLD, but SUPER CREEPY. I'm never reading this! I'd rather be blindsided by the impending proletariat swarm.

 

 

3. William Shakespeare, Hamlet

 

 

I'm not reading this book because the photograph is really ugly, that guy looks hella stupid, and there's a skull on it. Isn't this also written in old english? Instead, I'm not paying attention in class, and I'll just become a full-time ball polisher at a bowling alley. Better than reading this dumbass book.

 

 

4. F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (my personal favorite)

 

 

Looks tacky as hell. I'm not reading that. That ominous woman floating in the sky has WAY too much makeup, and I think she's a lesbian.

 

 

5. Golding, Lord of the Flies

 

 

That kid's fat. And probably dead by now.

 

 

 

 

INSTEAD OF READING THESE POTENTIALLY AWESOME BOOKS, I'M GOING TO WRITE THEM ALL OFF and shut myself away from it. I will die without being exposed to the best parts of humanity simply because the colors are tacky and their titled funny.

 

Shut up, and listen to the freaking Coldplay CD. Jesus Christ. /end rant

 

TITLES THAT COULD BE WORSE THAN MYLO XYLOTO:

 

 

1. Ice Cream Orgy Fun (cover is Chris licking whipped cream off of Jonny's nipples)

2. I f*** Gwyneth Paltrow Every Night and You Pay Me Money

3. :waffle:

4. Car Kids

 

 

 

Everyone shut the hell up, stop complaining until we get the announcement and get on with being closed-minded. It's SPECULATION. :inquisitive:

 

:waffle:

 

Another title worse than Mylo Xyloto and :waffle:

Freeway Taco Hyperdrive

 

^Actually I kinda like it. Huh.

I'm so excited. I was tired, but now I'm like a five- year-old kid (one that has been given a large pixy stix) :lol::dance:

^Actually I kinda like it. Huh.

 

Funny :lol:

Another title worse than Mylo Xyloto and :waffle:

Freeway Taco Hyperdrive

 

 

Most. Epic. Name. Ever.

^this

inb4 "WHO CARES WHAT THEY NAME IT, THEY'RE COLDPLAY"

 

:blush:

 

THIS

 

 

 

LET'S JUDGE SOME GENIUS, TIMELESS PIECES OF LITERATURE BY THEIR COVERS, AND WRITE THEM OFF.

 

 

 

 

1. Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

 

Wow, that looks super pretentious. I'm not reading this crap. I've lost faith in Jane Austen and her vile feminist movement.

 

 

2. George Orwell, 1984

 

 

EEWWW WTF? That guy's eye is not only OLD, but SUPER CREEPY. I'm never reading this! I'd rather be blindsided by the impending proletariat swarm.

 

 

3. William Shakespeare, Hamlet

 

 

I'm not reading this book because the photograph is really ugly, that guy looks hella stupid, and there's a skull on it. Isn't this also written in old english? Instead, I'm not paying attention in class, and I'll just become a full-time ball polisher at a bowling alley. Better than reading this dumbass book.

 

 

4. F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (my personal favorite)

 

 

Looks tacky as hell. I'm not reading that. That ominous woman floating in the sky has WAY too much makeup, and I think she's a lesbian.

 

 

5. Golding, Lord of the Flies

 

 

That kid's fat. And probably dead by now.

 

 

 

 

INSTEAD OF READING THESE POTENTIALLY AWESOME BOOKS, I'M GOING TO WRITE THEM ALL OFF and shut myself away from it. I will die without being exposed to the best parts of humanity simply because the colors are tacky and their titled funny.

 

Shut up, and listen to the freaking Coldplay CD. Jesus Christ. /end rant

 

TITLES THAT COULD BE WORSE THAN MYLO XYLOTO:

 

 

1. Ice Cream Orgy Fun (cover is Chris licking whipped cream off of Jonny's nipples)

2. I f*** Gwyneth Paltrow Every Night and You Pay Me Money

3. :waffle:

4. Car Kids

 

 

 

Everyone shut the hell up, stop complaining until we get the announcement and get on with being closed-minded. It's SPECULATION. :inquisitive:

 

:waffle:

 

 

Have you HEARD your own WORDS (trying to go along with this CAPS LOCK thing that GOING ON here)

 

It's like YOU CAN'T read the REST OF THE TEXT or SOMETHING.

 

And no TITLES have been ANNOUNCED, so I'M NOT losing FAITH in ANYONE

 

BESIDES, I never said ANYTHING about ANY artwork, so I don't know where you're getting that SHIT from.

 

lrn2read

 

And besides, if it's speculation I'm allowed to speculate on my own reaction, hm? Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, so don't bitch someone out for not having the same opinion as you. :wink: JUST A HINT, WINK WINK

 

 

So you know what?

 

Eh, Fiona Apple isn't the most memorable female musician I've heard.

memorable enough to support Coldplay!

I don't like this guy.:laugh3:

:blush:

 

 

 

 

Have you HEARD your own WORDS (trying to go along with this CAPS LOCK thing that GOING ON here)

 

It's like YOU CAN'T read the REST OF THE TEXT or SOMETHING.

 

And no TITLES have been ANNOUNCED, so I'M NOT losing FAITH in ANYONE

 

BESIDES, I never said ANYTHING about ANY artwork, so I don't know where you're getting that SHIT from.

 

lrn2read

 

And besides, if it's speculation I'm allowed to speculate on my own reaction, hm? Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, so don't bitch someone out for not having the same opinion as you. :wink: JUST A HINT, WINK WINK

 

 

So you know what?

 

 

:kiss:

:blush:

 

 

Have you HEARD your own WORDS (trying to go along with this CAPS LOCK thing that GOING ON here)

 

It's like YOU CAN'T read the REST OF THE TEXT or SOMETHING.

 

And no TITLES have been ANNOUNCED, so I'M NOT losing FAITH in ANYONE

 

BESIDES, I never said ANYTHING about ANY artwork, so I don't know where you're getting that SHIT from.

 

lrn2read

 

And besides, if it's speculation I'm allowed to speculate on my own reaction, hm? Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, so don't bitch someone out for not having the same opinion as you. :wink: JUST A HINT, WINK WINK

 

 

So you know what?

 

 

I lol'ed at the 'deal with it' guy

Dom is such a cutie. :)

so lets do a qucik recap on what news we think we are gonna get tomorrow...

 

FOR SURE:

 

1) Album Title

2) Cover Art

 

MAYBE:

 

1) Release Date

2) Next Single

3) Tracklisting

 

is that about right?

FOR SURE

:

Album Title

Release Date

Next Single

Tracklisting

New Video

Mylo Xyloto Tour

.

No

.

Seems I'm being too optimistic

.

this is great news for a homecoming from a two weeks trip at 2 am :surprised:

I think we'll have album title, cover art, release date and tracklisting, I mean, once you get the album title you get all of it :P Don't know about the next single though.

When will the news appear does anyone know?

Cant be arsed to read everything its too late. :)

I don't like this guy.:laugh3:

 

:phu:

 

:P

 

:kiss:

 

:heart:

 

I lol'ed at the 'deal with it' guy

 

He lol'd at you too. :snobby:

 

:lol:

 

Dom is such a cutie. :)

 

Mhm. :mellow:

Oh wow this is exciting! Maybe they'll release lyrics soon too like they did with Every Teardrop is a Waterfall.

He lol'd at you too. :snobby:

 

:lol:

 

Great! :lol:

Yes! Lyrics!

OMFGUDGEYFGWE FOEWFMDWEGF OMGGED ODDM SO EXCIETD!!!!!111

 

 

 

No jk I'm am pretty excited :blush: ok not really.

When will the news appear does anyone know?

Cant be arsed to read everything its too late. :)

 

Apparently 5:45 A.M Central Time according to ColdplayMexico, a [reliable?] twitter account...

why so early nobody is up that early

why so early nobody is up that early

 

Because it's 11:45 UK time.. :)

 

EDIT: Although I'm not sure I trust the source, we'll just have to wait 10 hours and see :)