Probably a nanny or someone like that?!!?!

Well , whoever she is, she's got her face stuck in a screen and not interested in Mr Martin ( idiot !!)

Heres a shot of Chris supposedly at LAX yesterday. Not sure if this is him arriving or leaving, tho the source says its him leaving LAX to presumably UK. http://www.socialitelife.com/

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He's getting a bit fatter now, isnt he

it's because there is no tour ;)

it's because there is no tour ;)

 

And maybe eating hamburgers all the time when he goes out :lol:

He's getting a bit fatter now, isnt he

 

too much Nutella?

too much Nutella?

 

He's getting a bit fatter now, isnt he

 

HAHAHAHA

 

 

I dunno, the combination of the words "Chris" and "fat" just makes me lawl :wacko:

 

Could you imagine a fat Chris? I mean I can imagine a lot of crap but somehow my brain is unable to process these two words into a mental image :surprised:

HAHAHAHA

 

 

I dunno, the combination of the words "Chris" and "fat" just makes me lawl :wacko:

 

Could you imagine a fat Chris? I mean I can imagine a lot of crap but somehow my brain is unable to process these two words into a mental image :surprised:

 

And now we have a "fat" Chris in new video :lol:

HAHAHAHA

 

 

I dunno, the combination of the words "Chris" and "fat" just makes me lawl :wacko:

 

Could you imagine a fat Chris? I mean I can imagine a lot of crap but somehow my brain is unable to process these two words into a mental image :surprised:

 

 

Thalia..Here it is for your imagination :laugh3:

 

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Thalia..Here it is for your imagination :laugh3:

 

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LMAOOO it feels like the posts before lead us magically to that music video I call it magic .

And now we have a "fat" Chris in new video :lol:

 

Thalia..Here it is for your imagination :laugh3:

 

Another mental image added to the Weird-Coldplay-Pictures-Brain-Databank :freak:

Another mental image added to the Weird-Coldplay-Pictures-Brain-Databank :freak:

 

There are plenty of them. These guys do have a great sense of humor! :laugh3:

he is so adorable in this video!!

<video>http://instagram.com/p/sC70EsrmB4/</video>

here you can see that he is human and he has 100% functioning reflexes.

here you can see that he is human and he has 100% functioning reflexes.

 

NOW TRY THAT ON GUY!

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

I bet he'd just stand there like:

 

"

_

ACCESS_

/MOTOR SKILL

/BODY

RUN _FLINCH.EXE

<error> <error> < ERROR > INVALID COMMAND

_

_

..

...I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND LOOK PRETTY :3 "</error></error>

 

 

 

 

:laugh3:

Btw it's a shame that the water only hit like Chris's right shoulder. I was hoping for a full body soaking :evilgrin:

i really hope that the four of them are going to do it cause onerepublic nominated the whole band lol

i really hope that the four of them are going to do it cause onerepublic nominated the whole band lol

 

NOICE :wideeyed:

 

 

 

 

But I fear it ain't gonna happen now that Chris has already done it

 

more here

i really hope that the four of them are going to do it cause onerepublic nominated the whole band lol

 

I’m thinking about soaking wet shirtless Guy :wink3: :sneaky:

He is new york, where is the REST OF THE BAND OH GOD ARE THEY EVEN ALIVE

Chris Martin was seen landing at New York's JFK Airport on Thursday night

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

daily mail

these people are genious:

 

Chris Martin arrives at JFK Airport in New York City after taking a flight in on Thursday (August 21).

 

The 37-year-old Coldplay frontman was spotted at LAX Airport earlier in the day sporting a different shirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Couldn't they even notice that he was wearing them at the same time? :lol: :lol: