The Lounge

:sneaky: Someone just told me they stick their tounge in and lick out the cream then go emmmmmmmmm. I just eat it... What otherways do u eat yours.

*points at Ian* :lol:

I howled when I got this ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, and do not leave him tarnished. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. His arse is never a factor in a job interview. People never glance at his chest when talking to him He can "do" his nails with his teeth The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. He gets extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. He is unable to see wrinkles in his clothes. Wedding plans take care of themselves. His last name stays put. Car mechanics tell him the truth. Hairdressers don't rob him blind. He doesn't give a…

I always heard how guys always said girls were weird, and no man would ever understand them, but I didn't really get that.. I do now.. the other day i was making out with my b/f in my room, and things were "almost happening":wink3: , but I said it felt weird in my room(and it did, I mean, Ive grown up in my room, I live here since I was born) and today we were at a party over at a friend's house, no parents home, and he was saying how it was a great make out place(and it its, no parents ever home, cause they live in the us), but I said it felt "impersonal" at somebody else's house.. he must think I'm crazy.. too weird at my place, too impersonal at somebody els…

:sleeping: Nite everyone!

2 of the guys from Hansen! they played a show in the city centre and they went to a club after it and i dont who was who, they were one guy he had short hair and the other one had longish hair,it was funny, i was tempted to go up to them and sing mmm bopp and the dj played it at the end and i could just see them cringing,suprisingly enough noone except me and my friends knew who they were

since I joined the board and I finally have gotten to a whopping posts! Woohoo for me ;)

Im so bored. So I threw together a number of random names for everyone to speculate. Some names (Like Camille) you can guarentee isnt 50 as she posted at the same time as him, but eh what the hell. Actually I only think 1 or 2 of these options could be him, but eh. And before you think about it, if your on the poll please dont go out of your way to deny its you, you're obviously not going to admit it anyway. So, we know, we know...

The Interview with God - Author Unknown I dreamed I had an interview with God. 'So you would like to interview me?' God asked. 'If you have the time,' I said. God smiled. 'My time is eternity. What questions do you have in mind for me?' 'What surprises you most about humankind?' God answered... 'That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money... and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as if they will never die, an…

5 days .... to go..............till albies birthday.... ALBIE... ALBIE.......ALBIE... we are gonna have a mega party...

Think about this one, I always assumed she was black, but now I think of it, even ten years ago she just looks like a white girl with a tan. Its so confusing! Its 50/50!

If you have an iPOD say Banana and if you don't say Mango... Simple :D

And I feel fine http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html LOL @ "fuckin kangaroos" basically insults every nation...so let's bond shall we?

YO WHAT UP Y'ALL BEEN REALLY NICE ALL DIS TIME I WUZ HERRE AIGHT ALL DA PEOPLE LIKED ME N SHIT N DEY ALL BEEN SAYING GOOD SHIT BOUT ME I RESPECCT DAT , AIGHT? Y'ALL FEEL WHAT I'M SAYIN'? But it's time to reveal myself, lol Anyone here knows who I am? Or maybe who I am not? OR MAYBE I'M DA REEL 50 CENT AIGHT G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNNNNIIIIIT AIGHT GANGSTAS DA TRUTH SOON 1

*dances her funky dance* :wink3:

hmm well i've been debating with myself for about a week now, since the thought has crept in and won't leave and this seems an appropriate place to get somewhat level-headed opinions. ok heres the deal. i am going to Greece for the month of july this summer and i have been planning on doing a little bit of extra traveling around europe afterwords, yea no prob, but uh so far and looks like i'll uh be by myself which sucks but i'll deal if forced. Then coldplay has to start announcing all their tour dates and low and behold they are doing their european tour during the early part of the summer which worries me some because what if they start touring the states in late july …

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly JUST TOO CUTE. This is the cleanest e-mail joke I've come across in a long while. Go figure. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

i keep spelling out coldplaying and stuff hahahaha and lolly pop! :P http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/

Just what it sounds like it is. Post pics of your pets here.

Although I'm a new member I need some advice. There is this guy that I met this weekend called John and we got on really well but as mates but he wants more. He wants to be in a relationship. Ive been hurt so much in the past and I'm afraid that it will happen again. But how do I tell him?

YO WHAT UP MAH COLDPLEY HOMIEZ YOUS ARE CHILLIN AIIIIIIIGHT/ I'M HERE CHILLIN AT MAH CRIB... ITS LIKE MIDNITTE BUT I CANT SLEEP , DA HASH WE SMOKED TODAY WUZ SUM GOOD SHITE BUT AIGHT THATSS NOT WHAT I WANTTED TO TALK TO Y'ALL ABOUT I GOTTA SAY DAT MAH FAVE COLDPLEY SONG IS "DONT PANIC" AIGHT THASS RIGHT I AM THINKIN ABOUT COVERING IT FOR MAH NEXT ALBUM, JUS LIKE I DID WIT "GOD PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE" AIIIIIIIIGHT LATERS Y'ALL 1

:drummer: Sorry to any of those that wanted to start Jak's Birthday thread.... [scroll:aabd116377]Happy birhtday Jak. [/scroll:aabd116377] Hope u get loads of presents, and birthday snogs from the gals. :D I am going to see your team play Man City on the 30th April. !! I half want ur team to win because of your fans, and the fact u may go down. However City may just need the points as well.... plus I want a friend that should be coming with me to be happy as its fun when city win. But have a great day Jak !

Hey friend i wish you a happy bday today. :dunce: :juggle: Have the best day of the best year friend. ;) :kiss: (I hope you'll be here soon).

Does anyone think its possible to power your own home with something like a windmill. i am thinking out in the country, on a hill side somewhere, would it be feasible to build a smallish windmill and have it power your home? what do people think........i am for some reason seriously considering it. :(

hey i just noticied that you get your first 500 post so this is my gift to you ;) i hope you like it. este es tu regalo, espero que te guste. :D