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Chris Martin Launches Fat Fury On MoP

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Give me a break. It's really not even that bad. Everyone does it once in awhile. They just revert back to the ninth grade and tell someone their fat becasue they piss them off. I've heard rock stars say things 400 times worse and never apologize for it.

Critics and Journalista make the assumption that Celebrities aren't entitled to be unhappy at criticism...after all, they're rich and famous, right? What do they have to complain about?? Famous ppl have feelings too! And you can't buy happiness. If someone is so pathertic as to make a special trip to chris's house just to say something cruel to him, she deserves what ever she gets, as someone already posted.

 

If someone dropped by the studio just to tell me I suck, I'd be telling them to go somewhere other than weight-watchers...

 

Just because we love our musical muses doesn't mean we own them...someone ought to tell the media that. They're entitled to write bad reviews, but show up on someone's doorstep? Lady Get A LIFE!!!

Chris really shouldn't have said that being a public figure' date=' but who goes to someone's house just to verbally attack them? What was she hoping on accomplishing by that? That lunatic had it coming :laugh4:[/quote']

 

ya no kidding - what a prick that woman must be to take the time to travel to his house just to rip on what he does for a career. if some crazy bitch kept coming to my house and verbally abused me, my career or my family, i'd give her to the count of three before I pulled out a firearm. what a nut.

Well done Chris :laugh3: Everyone against the fat woman :lol:

I just realized how hysterical this title is. "Fat Fury".

 

 

WHAT THE HELL :laugh4:

 

Lady: *knocks on Chris's door*

Chris: Hello, who are you?

Lady: I hate your tuneless music. All your songs sound the same and I have more talent in the shadow of my toenail than you do in your whole band!

Chris: GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU FAT ASS AND BOOT IT TO WEIGHT WATCHERS CLINIC - YOU NEED IT! I'M CALLING THE COPS FOR TRESPASSING YOU BITCH!!!!!!

 

HHAHAHA gosh that would be hilarious

 

all in all the lady deserved what she got. if shes gonna dish the shit out she's gotta be prepared to take it back. weight watchers isnt even a bad insult, chris could have called her a fatass hoebag but no he didnt.

 

now i need to pee, this is classic

I really don't get why you'd go to someone's house just to critisize them. If she was a critic, why not just do it in a review??

huh?

 

 

YUP, HE IS OFFICIALLY A TOOL

 

Let's be honest - nobody who likes music really likes Coldplay. And, if we're true to ourselves, we all know that we have an obligation to loath Chris Martin, their prissy lead singer.

 

But it seems he is not all sweetness and light.

 

When a woman turned up at his house and started insulting his music, he replied that she "should go away and join Weightwatchers". As put downs go, it's not exactly a classic.

 

But rather than stand over it and point out that he doesn't have to deal with randomers coming into his home and insulting his work, Martin subsequently issued an apology, saying: "I would never say it to anyone else, but she drove me so crazy that I advised her to go to Weightwatchers, which was not a very nice thing to say. I'm not proud of it."

 

Oh for God's sake Martin. A proper rock star would have had the woman killed for daring to criticise him to his face.

 

http://www.unison.ie/irish_independent/stories.php3?ca=45&si=1645877&issue_id=14301

lmfao, that man obviously has a small penis.

i thought it was funny how chris kept apologising.....so not a rock star :lol:

I'm so tired of this "zomg a REAL rockstar woulda..." with Chris.

 

God, just SHUT UP and let him be who he is. I for one am grateful he's not biting doves' heads off or pissing on himself on stage, like a "real" rockstar woulda.

this woman went to his house to insult him? that's crazy! i think she deserved what he told her.. maybe even more. nobody should go to someone's house and verbally insult them! how would she like it if someone went to her house and said "you're fat".

 

she asked for it.

I'm so tired of this "zomg a REAL rockstar woulda..." with Chris.

 

God, just SHUT UP and let him be who he is. I for one am grateful he's not biting doves' heads off or pissing on himself on stage, like a "real" rockstar woulda.

Yep!

 

Now, don't get me wrong...I love Oasis...but I can't help wondering how Liam or Noel would have handled this woman...draw your own conclusions...lmao imagining it!!

If that happened to me, I would kill that b****.

 

Would that make me a proper rock star? :wacko:

lmfao' date=' that man obviously has a small penis.[/quote']

 

:laugh3: :lol: That's the funniest thing...Most likely true, though...

 

I think that even though he shouldn't have insulted her, she had it coming and at least he had the decency to apologise.

who wants him to be like that though,all rude and 'rock star' well i dont....why follow the crowd :confused:

  • 1 year later...

If you thought the paparazzi-kicking incident was interesting, here's another bump in the same direction.

Oh Chris, no wonder Gwyn is in the state of mind she's in.... total jk.

I couldn't imagine having someone outside of my house yelling criticizms at me.

 

I would not have been THAT nice. Should have put the garden hose on her.

He was just offering a helpful suggestion, imo :P

 

I would not have been THAT nice. Should have put the garden hose on her.

:lol:

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