i wanna see more :twisted:

 

Jonny: "Step aside, you bald coot...look who's the Coldplaying.com poster boy now!!!"

Chris: (thinking) "I'm not jealous...not at all.... i mean...my picture was on the front page....he's just stuck in the news section...i AM better looking...aren't I....AREN'T I???!!!....maybe if i just edge onto the corner of this photo....i'll show HIM who's got the model looks...!!!

:P

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Phtographer: "Okay, hold it up-- yeah, perfect. Now one more time, how long did Chris have it on his back?"

 

Jonny: "Oh it was brilliant! Had it on his back for the whole bloody performance! Couldn't figure out why everyone was laughin' at him!"

 

Chris: [under his breath] "Yeah, bloody funny, Jonny. You just wait 'till we get back to the hotel. . ."

 

Jonny: "Muahahahaha . . ."

ah ah ah ah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

That's NOTHING!!! :lol:

 

http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14232&highlight=funny

 

http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13551

 

http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21326

 

Enjoy !! :eyecrazy:

Excellent!! Well done. :D

Chris: i tell you, my feet grown bigger since last!! And you know what they say about men with big feet. Gweney - here i come, weeeee!!!

Guy: *thinking* if i just rub my chin no one will notice that I DONT CARE! damn you chris, we DONT CARE about your feet!

Will:*burb*

Jonny: oh my, yes chris that's true.... what's that smell...?

oops, and here's the pic lol

this thread is great! We need to keep it going! :lol:

Chris and Gwyn

 

Chris: Yay! (Clap clap) It's Jonny! Let's go say hi.

 

Gwyn: Get out of the way!! Oh my God!! Chris, the semi is coming straight towards us!

Trouble at the bookstore

 

Chris - (to cameras) Look at me!

Innocent Bystander - Get out of my face! Don't you dare touch my newspaper freak!

Chris - (sings softly in her ear) , Oh.. I never meant to cause you trouble, no, i never meant to do you wrong...

Gwyneth - (sigh) There he goes again. Let's git out of here!

:lol: :lol: this thread is HILARIOUS!! :lol:

Jonny: "look at what I drew! I'm a natural!"

Chris: "Why the f*** does Jonny always get the best crayons??"

Guy: "ooh camera attention! TAKE MY PICTURE TAKE MY PICTURE!"

 

 

that was pretty crap but I'm just warming up :)

"Jonny you naughty man, what have I told you about pinching my bottom in public?"

Will Champion decapitates Chris Martin in a fit ot temper after he is spotted on various occasions giving the lead singer the evil eye :twisted:

My Precious

 

Chris : I can't believe I just went to the Grammy's. Get out of the picture Jonny.

 

Jonny : :-x It's my turn to shine, my precious. MUAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Re: Chris and Gwyn

 

Chris: Yay! (Clap clap) It's Jonny! Let's go say hi.

 

Gwyn: Get out of the way!! Oh my God!! Chris, the semi is coming straight towards us!

 

LMAO!thats brill :)

Yay! Go sis----> "soleil" go! She's a new member! :)

"Jonny you naughty man' date=' what have I told you about pinching my bottom in public?"[/quote']

 

LMAO. that one cracked me up soooo much

FANTASTIC!!!!!

:D yeah Chris doesn't mind him doing it in private though :shock: :o ;)

Jonny: "look at what I drew! I'm a natural!"

Chris: "Why the f*** does Jonny always get the best crayons??"

Guy: "ooh camera attention! TAKE MY PICTURE TAKE MY PICTURE!"

 

 

that was pretty crap but I'm just warming up :)

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i seriously laughed really hard!!!!!!!!! more more! you're great at this!!!

Will Champion decapitates Chris Martin in a fit ot temper after he is spotted on various occasions giving the lead singer the evil eye :twisted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -pure genious!

haha this thread is hilarious haha

jep. :)