September 7, 200817 yr He's got fake album cover photos. Apparently it takes about a day to take a photo of something and post it on a website. It's an extremely long process. We'll see photos MAYBE next week.
September 7, 200817 yr I have an advance copy of Coldplay's 5th and self-titled album. It's their best so far, mainly as it's Chris singing in the bath I got that one too, just now delivered to my bedroom by my friend :shocked2: Here is my full report (sorry guys couldn't resist spoofing this one!). 21:54 GMT (+one minute because my clock runs a little slow) A knock at the door. Why didn't he use the bell? I let my friend in, and he led me gently by the hand to the bedroom. What happened next proves that what I say is true, but I cannot tell you about it until after the album's actual release. My friend left swiftly after that, leaving me with mouth agape and a CD in my hands, and in my astonishment I forgot to ask him where it was from. We may never know, but I do recall that his father worked as a cleaner for a record company, so... Anyway, it's an incredible CD!! I'd say it's the Parachutes style a bit; laid-back, deep, but with the bombast of x&y, and the whimsy of VLV. I'd say it was their best yet. Though it's almost entirely instrumental, the one or two lines in each song work well with the music. Instruments range from a simple triangle to some tissue paper stretched over a comb and played on the lips, as well as a blade of grass held tightly between two thumbs and voiced in a similar fashion. Very nice. This is the band we'd always longed for. Tracklisting for Put on the Chocolate Teapot or Inflatable Houses Aren't Really Suitable for People with Prickly Personalities Porcelain God in Technicolor Lawyers of Liverpool Found! 3.5 / Some Say Phil is Hot Lhuna Bhuna (Indian Takeaway Chant) Put on the Chocolate Teapot Shuna (or Lhehta) December Orange Cricket Bat Inflatable Houses Aren't Really Suitable for People with Prickly Personalities (The Clerk) Any questions? :laugh3:
September 7, 200817 yr Author OK... This should be the PERFECT fake, but I didn't think about the paper fitting exactly in the cd CASE. [email protected] if you want to send friendly consolation messages. I'm going to log off (what a shame ¬¬)
September 7, 200817 yr Tracklisting for Put on the Chocolate Teapot or Inflatable Houses Aren't Really Suitable for People with Prickly Personalities Porcelain God in Technicolor Lawyers of Liverpool Found! 3.5 / Some Say Phil is Hot Lhuna Bhuna (Indian Takeaway Chant) Put on the Chocolate Teapot Shuna (or Lhehta) December Orange Cricket Bat Inflatable Houses Aren't Really Suitable for People with Prickly Personalities (The Clerk) Any questions? :laugh3: Genius! My personal fave is Shuna (or Lhehta) :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
September 7, 200817 yr Yes, I have the EP. AHAHAHAHAH :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: and you expect me to believe you??? don't listen to this brazilian guy
September 7, 200817 yr I am so confused, its late, its sunday, I'm hungover once again (god ,what did I post last night?) come up with the goods or you will have Coldplayers comin down to Brazil to give you a Brazilian Wax between your legs and it really fuckin hurts. (only kidding, no it really does hurt but) I may be cranky but I truly believe anything is possible and it would be lovely if you could bless us with a taste of what you have. so the (your) balls in your court:rolleyes:
September 7, 200817 yr I actually sent him a pm, asking for more info because, you see, he's a Brazilian guy, it'd be really nice if could drop a few words in our own language. I don't understand why he's stressed out because people here are asking so many questions. He can't really come to a Coldplay forum, say "I've got the new songs" as if we wouldn't want to know more things about it. I don't understand why I got so excited either...
September 8, 200817 yr So Suzana, it was a joke indeed? I guess so. He didn't even replied the pm. What a fool am I!
September 8, 200817 yr I don't care that this was all a lie, it was fun to be excited for a while! Plus I still beleive in my heart no matter what we will get Famous Old Painters on this EP.:D:D
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