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[FAKE FAKE FAKE] REVIEW: Prospekt's March EP

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what time did you get up! The first post was at 2.15pm UK time lazy git :laugh3:

 

 

im slow around these waters i cant keep up with every thread :P

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The only thing that pisses me off about this being a fake is that Glass of Water sounded incredible. Strawberry Swing and Crests of Waves mixed--my two favorite Coldplay tracks. It was a nice dream while it lasted!

 

 

same here :laugh3:

 

It's actually quite impressive how far he took this lie. With all the things he said about each song, he must have put in some quality effort.

 

Please don't do that, it gets all of us Coldplay fans really excited, I know you want attention, but do it in a different way that doesn't affect anyone else.

 

 

if you look at Navegador's posts from his profile you see he was busy for a long time !:D

OMG HOW??? I WANT IT 2! I WANT TO LISTEN THE BEAUTIFUL TRACKS OF THE EP SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'M STARTING TO GET HYSTERICAL!!:o:shocked2:

 

 

 

 

WELL DIDN'T YOU HEAR?! :shocked2:

 

YOU CAN BUY IT IN ALL THE MINI-MARKETS! IT GOES FREE WITH BREAD TOMORROW!

 

SO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW AND BUY BREAD!!! :cool:

I live in Rwanda and my friend just held my hand, put his finger to my lips, reached for something in his pants - I was about to scream.

 

But then, out came a CD - entitled Proskpekt's March. He then pulled off his pants, and written on his legs were the words "For you and for me, keep it secret, keep it safe"

 

Now, I have heard through the grapevine that his dad owns our local baseball pitch.. but I had no idea he owned a record label too.

 

Here is my review:

 

Prospket's March - Begins with Chris shouting "March backwards boys!". An instrumental-like version of LIT kicks in, only it's played backwards.

 

Glass of Water - "Is it half empty, or half full?" shouts Guy Berryman. "I will tell you now", says Will Champion. Lots of gulping is heard, then Johnny announces "Now it's just empty". The song then breaks into a jam with loud drums and guitars. "I will not swallow that glass, I will not cut my ass"

 

Postcards from Far Away - Except for the poor quality, this is IDENTICAL to 42. I always knew it.

 

Poppy Fields - Recorded in Afghanistan. "No, I don't want to be a small small man, I just want to live in Afghanistan." is heard, in a melody similar to that of the end of DAAHF.

:lol:

I think the songs like Glass of Water, Famous Old Painters, Poppy Fields will definitely be there. Maybe even Lukas or even Postcards From Far Away. Somehow I don't feel we'll be hearing Lhuna any time soon, maybe on the LP5..

What about a Spell a Rebel Yell, it came only on vinyl ? I have a very short download that feels uncomplete.

Anybody thinks it will be on the EP ? :flutterby:

I hope so although I think not, it's one of my favourite songs this year from Coldplay but there's only a crap quality full version and partial good quality version available

I think they should come out with an ep with one half of all the rest of the songs we've heard about (plus A Spell) then in the spring come out with ANOTHER ep with the REST of all the songs. So that way on the next EP they'll have a clean slate of songs that we've NEVER heard of! :)

thanks. I do love a Spell a Rebel Yell ... sigh

I know that song( a spell a rebel yell) is growing on me...at i thought it was a peace of shit but know I LOVE IT!!!!

WELL DIDN'T YOU HEAR?! :shocked2:

 

YOU CAN BUY IT IN ALL THE MINI-MARKETS! IT GOES FREE WITH BREAD TOMORROW!

 

SO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW AND BUY BREAD!!! :cool:

 

:laugh3: thats a good one!!:lol:

Notice how we haven't heard a word from that prick navegador! I hope he's reading this and regretting what he did!

OH MY GOD. I JUST GOT A PM FROM NAVEGADOR SAYING:

 

Saw your post about Glass of Water. I've decided to prove it once and for all that I'm not lying, so give me your email address and I'll send you the link to an .mp3 of it. Don't let this get out, alright?

 

But screw that, so for all your Coldplaying listening pleasure, here's Glass of Water. Sorry Navegador; I hope your friend doesn't kill you, but this has to be done. Let me know if you want me to take it down, bud.

 

http://www.tinyurl.com/glassofwater

It's beautiful :wacky:

'Cuz Coldplay no like-a you

I can't believe this thread has gone this far. It's a huge lie and although I don't know him, I'm ashamed that a Brazilian did this. Particularly because he's not a newcomer and had already taken a lot of stuff from this board. I don't see any fun in making fool of so many people who have always pleased you with best quality information...

and rick rolled on top. I will never learn. lfmao.

:mickey:

Still I believe Navegador wanted to be funny, geek way, and used information we already had, put it together and made his joke. He probly thought we would find it funny, he did not even try to make an elaborate story on how he got it. Hopefully he did not really mean to hurt, but it did get out of hand.....

I can't believe this thread has gone this far. It's a huge lie and although I don't know him, I'm ashamed that a Brazilian did this. Particularly because he's not a newcomer and had already taken a lot of stuff from this board. I don't see any fun in making fool of so many people who have always pleased you with best quality information...

 

why would you be ASHAMED that a Brazilian did this?

 

People,please don't be that limited - and don't generalize people based on one man - now, if he who is from Brazil lied to us - all Brazilians are liars? B.S.

 

So cut it out with that, it's childish!

If this is true then Coldplay have done 3 Instrumentals, thats quite cool!

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