:laugh3::Dfunneh

 

Chris: OMG, it's the guy who stole Jonny's cake! :stunned:

 

Chris: OMG, it's the guy who stole Jonny's cake! :stunned:

 

HAHA! :lol:

That's exactly what his face looks like :D

 

Chris: OMG, it's the guy who stole Jonny's cake! :stunned:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Now my pathetic attempts to be funny:

 

 

"...and then everybody knew who was playing the woman when Chris and Jonny were doing it..."

 

 

Chris: WEEEEE it's Will's birthday, let's play 'Catch The Baloon'!!!

Phil: :lol:

Will: Oh, umm, that's really nice from you guys...

Jonny: *not paying attention at all* MUST.EAT.THAT.CAKE.

 

 

...during the end of the song Viva La Vida...

 

Jonny: OOoooooooo- Will you look weird when you sing - OOOOooooohhh

Will: Oooooooo- Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to look adorable- OOoooohhooo

Guy: OOOooooo- shit I hope Jonny doesn't spot the cake over there..uh, ahem-D'OOOOOOoooooohh

 

 

Chris: Come here purdy, gimme a kiss!

Guy: Jesus, can he be any more pathetic?

Will: Fucking hate this place...

Jonny: Boobs. :wacky:

 

 

Chris: D'AWWW look at him, look at him! Isn't Jonny just totally cute when he eats cake?

 

 

Chris: So um, when I twist this tap on my head, does really start coming water out of my mouth?

Woman: LOL OF COURSE :mad:

No my pathetic attempts to be funny:

 

"...and then everybody knew who was playing the woman when Chris and Jonny were doing it..."

 

Chris: WEEEEE it's Will's birthday, let's play 'Catch The Baloon'!!!

Phil: :lol:

Will: Oh, umm, that's really nice from you guys...

Jonny: *not paying attention at all* MUST.EAT.THAT.CAKE.

 

...during the end of the song Viva La Vida...

 

Jonny: OOoooooooo- Will you look weird when you sing - OOOOooooohhh

Will: Oooooooo- Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to look adorable- OOoooohhooo

Guy: OOOooooo- shit I hope Jonny doesn't spot the cake over there..uh, ahem-D'OOOOOOoooooohh

 

Chris: Come here purdy, gimme a kiss!

Guy: Jesus, can he be any more pathetic?

Will: Fucking hate this place...

Jonny: Boobs. :wacky:

 

Chris: D'AWWW look at him, look at him! Isn't Jonny just totally cute when he eats cake?

 

Chris: So um, when I twist this tap on my head, does really start coming water out of my mouth?

Woman: LOL OF CURSE :mad:

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

oh my god thalia!!!!!!!!!:laugh3:

 

never seen the last one!:laugh3:

Yeah the last one is pretty random! :lol:

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

They're all great. :lol:

 

Chris: OMG, it's the guy who stole Jonny's cake! :stunned:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Will: "You ready boys?"

Guy: "As ready as ever been. There is a mirror over there and I have to go look in it."

Jonny: "I see some cake over there. Hell yeah I'm ready."

Chris: "Alright. Let's take this Satriani once and for all."

*after the picture was taken*

Chris: "WHEEEEEEE!!!"

Will: "You ready boys?"

Guy: "As ready as ever been. There is a mirror over there and I have to go look in it."

Jonny: "I see some cake over there. Hell yeah I'm ready."

Chris: "Alright. Let's take this Satriani once and for all."

*after the picture was taken*

Chris: "WHEEEEEEE!!!"

 

:laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3: Guy:lol::rolleyes:

Now my pathetic attempts to be funny:

 

 

"...and then everybody knew who was playing the woman when Chris and Jonny were doing it..."

 

 

Chris: WEEEEE it's Will's birthday, let's play 'Catch The Baloon'!!!

Phil: :lol:

Will: Oh, umm, that's really nice from you guys...

Jonny: *not paying attention at all* MUST.EAT.THAT.CAKE.

 

 

...during the end of the song Viva La Vida...

 

Jonny: OOoooooooo- Will you look weird when you sing - OOOOooooohhh

Will: Oooooooo- Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to look adorable- OOoooohhooo

Guy: OOOooooo- shit I hope Jonny doesn't spot the cake over there..uh, ahem-D'OOOOOOoooooohh

 

 

Chris: Come here purdy, gimme a kiss!

Guy: Jesus, can he be any more pathetic?

Will: Fucking hate this place...

Jonny: Boobs. :wacky:

 

 

Chris: D'AWWW look at him, look at him! Isn't Jonny just totally cute when he eats cake?

 

 

Chris: So um, when I twist this tap on my head, does really start coming water out of my mouth?

Woman: LOL OF COURSE :mad:

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is brilliant :laugh3:!!

I cant sop laughing :laugh3:!!

Chris: Maybe if I pose like this I'll look sexier...

Jonny: I wonder what's for dinner tonight...

Will: SHIT I'M STUCK!

Guy: ... Geese. :wacky:

 

I know, bad LOL.

 

Chris: WHEEE! I IS AN AIRPLANE!

 

Chris: Ow! My ear hurts! I need a hug!

Will: Maybe if I stare at the camera this photoshoot will take less time...

Guy: Ugh, I wish they would hurry up! I have a major drinking session and one-night stand planned tonight!

Jonny: ... Leoplurodon.

 

Will: Is that a rotten strawberry in the dirt!?

Jonny: Ohhh! A giant cake!

Guy: Ooh! A hot girl!

Chris: ... Am I the only one focusing on the camera??

 

" Dear Mum,

I am loving camp! All the girls are following me, and they're cute too! But the thing is, I could've sworn I felt Chris breathing on my neck last night... He's been acting weird ever since Jonny left camp because of his severe allergic reaction to gherkin. Oh, and I've managed to take a bazillion pictures of the girls changing in the other cabin next door! Score!

Love,

Your Berry-Werry Jam"

 

"Every time you wear neon pants, God kills a Guy Berryman. Get fashion sense. Think of the Guys."

Yay for copying my previous Chris LOLs! :awesome:

 

"Umm... this isn't porn. I swear."

 

"Huh... tastes like banana."

 

"School Pictures. Even Guy Berryman had to go through them."

 

"What? This thing? No, this is hair."

 

Interviewer: So Guy, tell me, do you know anything about Chris and Jonny's relationship?

Guy: Well, they enjoy fu-

Chris: AHEM!

Guy: Oh, wait! Um... *looks down at paper* Christopher Anthony John Martin and Jonathan Mark Buckland are not in any sort of sexual relationship. They are simply close friends and wish that the press does not think otherwise.

 

"Little did poor Guy know, he was about to be exposed on national television."

 

"What do you mean, 'Have you gained weight'!?"

 

Guy says: PEACE, LOVE, AND CAKE!

 

Guy: Damn, this'll be worth thousands! Keep on thrusting, Chris!

 

"Guy: That caption's right. In a few years, Coldplay will be all about ME! :charming:"

 

Chris: Smoking sharpies are the new thing in England... :cool2:

Guy: Does Yellow make me look fat? :uhoh:

Will: *inches away from dude in glasses*

Jonny: I wonder if we can have cake after we get done with this shit!!! :wacky:

 

 

Jonny: The fact that Chris put dirt in your tea makes me laugh harder while you drink it! :laugh3:

Will: :shocked2: *total spit-take*

Now my pathetic attempts to be funny:

 

 

"...and then everybody knew who was playing the woman when Chris and Jonny were doing it..."

 

 

Chris: WEEEEE it's Will's birthday, let's play 'Catch The Baloon'!!!

Phil: :lol:

Will: Oh, umm, that's really nice from you guys...

Jonny: *not paying attention at all* MUST.EAT.THAT.CAKE.

 

 

...during the end of the song Viva La Vida...

 

Jonny: OOoooooooo- Will you look weird when you sing - OOOOooooohhh

Will: Oooooooo- Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to look adorable- OOoooohhooo

Guy: OOOooooo- shit I hope Jonny doesn't spot the cake over there..uh, ahem-D'OOOOOOoooooohh

 

 

Chris: Come here purdy, gimme a kiss!

Guy: Jesus, can he be any more pathetic?

Will: Fucking hate this place...

Jonny: Boobs. :wacky:

 

 

Chris: D'AWWW look at him, look at him! Isn't Jonny just totally cute when he eats cake?

 

 

Chris: So um, when I twist this tap on my head, does really start coming water out of my mouth?

Woman: LOL OF COURSE :mad:

 

Thalia, I LOVE YOU!!! :hug: :laugh3:

those are hilarious!

If you ever come across an obscene depiction, a terrible "joke", a bad fanfiction, or a general suck and fail of a post, use this.

 

:lol:

i love it.

 

edit; and i will use it:smug:

Sorry weird double posting; here have a Chris!

 

Will: "You ready boys?"

Guy: "As ready as ever been. There is a mirror over there and I have to go look in it."

Jonny: "I see some cake over there. Hell yeah I'm ready."

Chris: "Alright. Let's take this Satriani once and for all."

*after the picture was taken*

Chris: "WHEEEEEEE!!!"

 

:lol: That pic is hawt! And now also funneh :D

 

 

Guy: Damn, this'll be worth thousands! Keep on thrusting, Chris!

"

 

:shocked2:

 

:wink3: Viva la pervness, MUHA :evilgrin:

 

 

 

Jonny: The fact that Chris put dirt in your tea makes me laugh harder while you drink it! :laugh3:

Will: :shocked2: *total spit-take*

 

:lol::laugh3: BRILLIANT!

 

If you ever come across an obscene depiction, a terrible "joke", a bad fanfiction, or a general suck and fail of a post, use this.

 

 

Ahhahahahah I love internet mems... or 4chan mems or whatever :thinking:

 

We also need one "When you see it you will shit bricks" :lol:

 

Guy: What, you thought i'd be freaked out by all those Berrygirls? Nah, these girls obviously know hotness when they see it :cool: And with me posting pics too, we'll soon overtake the Chrissygirls's thread!

Man behind camera: :stunned:

Chris: Maybe if I pose like this I'll look sexier...

Jonny: I wonder what's for dinner tonight...

Will: SHIT I'M STUCK!

Guy: ... Geese. :wacky:

 

I know, bad LOL.

 

the caption on will is funneh! :laugh3: omg

 

Guy: What, you thought i'd be freaked out by all those Berrygirls? Nah, these girls obviously know hotness when they see it :cool: And with me posting pics too, we'll soon overtake the Chrissygirls's thread!

Man behind camera: :stunned:

 

Hahahaha, cheaters :lol:!

 

Guy: What, you thought i'd be freaked out by all those Berrygirls? Nah, these girls obviously know hotness when they see it :cool: And with me posting pics too, we'll soon overtake the Chrissygirls's thread!

Man behind camera: :stunned:

 

We also need one "When you see it you will shit bricks" :lol:

 

 

:laugh3: