This is brilliant, in all honestly these lyrics are much better. I mean it with all my heart and soul and shiz

OP have you recorded your version yet? ;)

Absolutely brilliant!

I'm the only one who smell plagiarism? :lol:

 

Brilliant.

This is brilliant, in all honestly these lyrics are much better. I mean it with all my heart and soul and shiz

+1

:awesome:

<3

omg this is a masterpiece :lol:

EVERY BEER CAN IS A BREWERY

 

I pull their website up

I got my headphones on

Been waiting for this night

Until new song comes on

Maybe Viva’s alright

And X&Y’s the bomb

Remember Strawberry Swing?

Was an awesome song

 

And all the fans they rant

Since the title bites

Until Friday morning

Hear the song first time

I load the streaming up

I’m waiting all this time

New Coldplay is in sight

 

I turn the speakers up

I got excitement on

From BBC, their streaming

Plays this cheesy song

Don’t wanna hear

Another second of this flop

I’m gonna make some drama

And spoof this slop

 

Maybe I’m negative

Maybe I’m hard to please

Maybe I don’t like crap

Sounding like dancy cheeses

But my ears are raging

Like my bleeding heart

Coldplaying, I impart

 

As we heard, oh, this noise

Sampled too, sounds like Gaga, it’s true

Don’t be on LP5

As we write rants

Every comment is a drunken groan

And every beer’s a brewery

Is a brewery

Oh, is a brewery

Oh oh oh, is a brewery

Every beer

Is a brewery, oh oh oh

 

So you can’t hate, hate this band

But still this song’s a drag

 

It was a brew brew brew brew brewery

A brew brew brew brew brewery

 

Every beer

Every beer

Every beer can is a brewery

 

Every beer

Every beer

Every beer can is a brewery

 

 

OMG! LMAO! I was thinking please! Don't let the other songs be like this on lp5!!! :(

 

Awesome! :P

 

I kinda wish I had waited for the album now.. cause I want to listen to the rest of the songs. I honestly didn't like this song very much :/

The opening post is the greatest thing I've ever read. It's the only good thing that has come out of ETIAW.

I'd like to second what Cleggy said. This is a masterpiece.

Epic!!

So is there a video yet?

I almost choked on myself when I read that parody. :lol:

 

Michael, you're my hero. :heart:

Haha, brilliant. Thx for the good laugh! :D

these lyrics are so printable for the new tour booklet :laugh3:

this is great :awesome: :heart: :dance:

Well I appear to be one of a handful of people who actually like ETIAW, but I really like your version too. Bravo! :D

omg this is a masterpiece :lol:

 

yep it is :awesome:

 

Awesome songwriting ha !

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! This made my day! :D

So is there a video yet?

 

If there is, should it have a staggering man instead of a walking man in it? :wink:

If there is, should it have a staggering man instead of a walking man in it? :wink:

 

:awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:

 

THAT WOULD BE EPIC

Atenntion, Coldplaying. Do you think this parody is genius? Do you want to hear what it would sound like in an actual song?

 

In that case, click here to listen to a recording of me, Violet, making a fool of myself as I sing this song. Yes, this is really happening. No, I don't know why I did it. Just go with it.

:awesome:

 

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Atenntion, Coldplaying. Do you think this parody is genius? Do you want to hear what it would sound like in an actual song?

 

In that case, click here to listen to a recording of me, Violet, making a fool of myself as I sing this song. Yes, this is really happening. No, I don't know why I did it. Just go with it.

 

:awesome: Thank you Violet!

 

I like the little "intro". :lol: