Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 So you're saying I should counter-stalk her. Hmmmm Nah I'd creep myself out, and she'd take it the wrong way when I inevitably got caught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 So you're saying I should counter-stalk her. Hmmmm Nah I'd creep myself out, and she'd take it the wrong way when I inevitably got caught On a pragmatic level, if she persists, and the police can only do so much, it might be prudent to have a strategy, all I'm sayin'. Otherwise, live with the risks - your choice! But when she hops out of your closet late one night, don't complain to me!:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Well, luckily, I'm moving back to St. Louis in June. She thinks I'm going to Los Angeles. Owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Hm, well, that's a plus! But that leaves some odd 100 days + between then and now, so I hope you have a plan for the interim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getithom Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Well, luckily, I'm moving back to St. Louis in June. She thinks I'm going to Los Angeles. Owned. That's what you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austengirl Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Brent, I told you not to talk about me in public. I'm hiding under your bed right now. No, seriously I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Well, luckily, I'm moving back to St. Louis in June. She thinks I'm going to Los Angeles. Owned. WHY did you post that ?? She's gonna find you! :uhoh::worried2: This whole story is like some CSI or Criminal Minds episode or something :worried2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taameen**sparks** Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'm gonna have all the stuff - Mace spray - Mace spiky ball thing - Rape whistle - Stun gun - Mace gun Amazon says I can bundle the spray, whistle and mace gun to save $15!!!!! :wacky: !!!!!!! And it all comes in pink YAY IT MATCHES! :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Yeah you're probably right. Where do I even get that stuff? Amazon? :thinking: eBay: http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=mace+club&_sacat=0&_odkw=mace&_osacat=0&_from=R40 Amazing that it's actually legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I don't know why it would be illegal. :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Brent, I told you not to talk about me in public. I'm hiding under your bed right now. No, seriously I am. LOLri you can't fool me And I already checked there so shove it :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 I don't know why it would be illegal. :thinking: I know! Mace makes a great garnish. Spicy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I just came here to say that something about the abbreviation 'cray' is really really really really irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayhebe12 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 :lol: The pink bundle sounds delightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 I just came here to say that something about the abbreviation 'cray' is really really really really irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 yeah! like that! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 See now it makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 crawdads taste good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 From the planet of floopy mattresses comes the Petaflop equipped CRAY, a baby Deep Thought Machine, capable of planet-sized thinking, but able to fit easily in your industrial sized basement. Cray Inc., The Supercomputer Company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I keep looking at my phone to see if there's naked pictures popping up on it or something Hmm. Sig'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Magpie Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Shit dude. I hope she won't stalk you ever again. :blank: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Hmm. Sig'd. hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Out of context it makes you sound like a huge phone perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 12, 2012 Author Share Posted February 12, 2012 Yeah you're right :disappointed: I'm not the perv though. That chick's note said that she thinks about me when she's doing something gross to herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 She's doing something large to herself? :confused: OH well, at least she isn't psycho. :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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