This thread has really gone down the toilet [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Such a Flush....

 

And blame it all upon a Flush of Poop to the Toilead !

Please don't ban me batman lol just having a bit of fun [emoji16] I'm done now

Please don't ban me batman lol just having a bit of fun [emoji16] I'm done now

 

Don't worry, I'm sure this won't get anybody banned :P

Don't worry, I'm sure this won't get anybody banned :P

 

Haha ok! Your flush thing had me on the floor [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

This thread has really gone down the toilet [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Fluuuuuuush it down

Through feces as it swirls

It's us against the world

LMAO :D

 

 

Ok, here's my final lyric tonight:

 

Is there anybody out there who

Is lost and hurt and has to poop ?

LMAO :D

 

 

Ok, here's my final lyric tonight:

 

Is there anybody out there who

Is lost and hurt and has to poop ?

 

In my toilet is a browny haze, I'll be round I'll shitting here always...always :)

Look what this thread has turned into in a matter of minutes...

 

:lol: :awesome:

(For additional fun, replace the "Woohoooo"s at the end of AOAL with "Weee Poooop !" in your imagination !!)

Yeah but all these posts have made me laugh so hard !!! :D (and all due to a, well, interpretable post by mikaeeljan about Tove Lo !)

And i will try to shit you...

Slow it down. Through toiletbowls it swirls...our poop against the world. [emoji23][emoji23]

OK but this one's REALLY gonna be my last one for tonight:

 

(Dedicate this song to your favourite toilet ! I assure you the toilet will like it.)

 

If I ever want poop

then I find it in you

yeah I honestly do

In you I find poop

I was gone for just a few hours. WTF happened to this thread[emoji15]

Slow it down. Through toiletbowls it swirls...our poop against the world. [emoji23][emoji23]

 

I love how you have created an account just to participate in this discussion! :laugh3: Welcome to Coldplaying!

discussion

 

That word may be a little bit euphemistic right now, right ? :D

 

But yeah, welcome @wearediamonds ! I really loved your contributions !

I honestly didn't! I did join today but the intent was being on here for all the release excitement not poop jokes [emoji16]

Whatever ! Guys you have given me an amount of laughter I haven't had in a long time, and even if it was due to poop lyrics, I'm really glad this happened !

See you tomorrow !

Here's my last one:

 

Poooooop, that's riiiight

Let's make it flush and not flood over the side

Poooooop, that's riiight

 

Every shit that you take

Could be your biggest mistake

It could flush, or it could make

Your toilet clog and nearly break

 

Welcome to Coldplaying, wearediamonds. :happy2:

Last one guys haha nice meeting everyone!

 

New album by coldplay A bowl full of dreams

 

1.a bowl full of dreams

2.turds

3.hymn for the watercloset

4.everflow

5.poop of a lifetime

6.flush (feat. The toilet)

7.keilidoruns

8. Diarrhea of one

9.amazing poop

10. Brown spectrum

11. Squat and squat

Last one guys haha nice meeting everyone!

 

New album by coldplay A bowl full of dreams

 

1.a bowl full of dreams

2.turds

3.hymn for the watercloset

4.everflow

5.poop of a lifetime

6.flush (feat. The toilet)

7.keilidoruns

8. Diarrhea of one

9.amazing poop

10. Brown spectrum

11. Squat and squat

 

I want that album!! :D :clap:

 

It was nice meeting you too, you helped make this thread a bit more entertaining, lol. :)

(For additional fun, replace the "Woohoooo"s at the end of AOAL with "Weee Poooop !" in your imagination !!)

 

I couldn't resist laughing at this! lol

What the hell is all this trashtalk about?! :angry: Alright it's over now :angry:

 

So, about the snippets :awesome:

1. AHFOD is my least favourite I think, but still sounds very good. I think it's just that I don't connect with this song as much as the others.

2. Birds: they've gone indie pop ohmygod!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!! That's one thing that was not in their repertoire yet and I thought it was just completely out of reach for them but NOPE!! They've done it!! They've gone Phoenix!!! I am really excited about this track!

3. Hymn For The Weekend: Now is this a banger or WHAT?! :awesome: My favourite snippet, I have literally listened to it over 50 times. They've managed to pull off a rnb/soul track?! Is this really happening?! It sounds absolutely glorious and I'm definitely super excited to hear the full track

4. Everglow: it's EEEEEVERGLOOOWWWWWWW :lol: sounds like a powerful ballad/anthem like they know how to do :nod: ot sure about the production though, might be a tad too heavy? We'll see

5. AOAL: well we know this track and I absolutely love it :awesome:

6. Fun: WOA!!!!! What is that?! So creative, so brilliant! Really intrigued by this one, but it sounds very promising!

7. Kaleidoscope: bahahahaha :lol: it is BRILLIANT but I can't help laughing at the idea that they actually took Barack Obama singing the Amazing Grace. I mean we knew it already, but to hear it is a whole different thing :lol: The result sounds awesome though. Like, it somehow actually sounds cool? Might we finally be able to use this word again?

The piano is magnificent by the way :awesome:

8. Army of One: Organs? :awesome: They keep surprising us. Not as strong as the others, but still super interesting

9. Amazing Day: the studio version is promising i think :nod:

10. Colour Spectrum is the second transition, which we were expecting I think. And it sounds pretty cool :awesome:

11. Up & Up: I was expecting it to sound this way and to have that amount of production and I still love it :awesome:

 

i love ALLLLLL the snippets :awesome:

Too excited to hear the full album!!!!!!!

I too am really excited about the album, at the moment I'm going to say the music video filmed out in India is Hymn For The Weekend possibly.

Because the person said it sounded similar to Violet Hill, and that may be similar.