October 6, 201510 yr Hi all! I created this thread dedicated to Coldplay puns or jokes mainly because I found it difficult to make Coldplay jokes or puns (I'm not very creative). Then again, nobody said it was easy. I'd also like to see the creativity of this community. That being said, please try to keep it as original as possible and not just from Google. ;) Thanks and have fun! EDIT: Please let me know if this has been done before so I can do something about it :)
October 6, 201510 yr old and bad joke but: You heard the new Coldplay Single? It's call: Chris Martin
October 6, 201510 yr Author When will AHFOD come out? Your guess is as good as mine That put a smile upon my face
October 6, 201510 yr Author old and bad joke but: You heard the new Coldplay Single? It's call: Chris Martin [ATTACH]32460[/ATTACH]
October 7, 201510 yr After Atlas and Miracles, Coldplay are now writing a song to accompany the new Pixar movie Ratatouille 2. What is it called ? A Rat Full Of Dreams.
October 7, 201510 yr When Chris was a child and did something wrong, what did he always say to his mother in order to stay out of trouble? "I didn't do it, mum! Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head."
October 7, 201510 yr [ATTACH]32467[/ATTACH] I hate Peter Griffin now. Any1 else? [ATTACH]32468[/ATTACH] So damn true.
October 7, 201510 yr What would an album be called on which Simon and Garfunkel, Coldplay and Rihanna all have songs ? Sound of Xylence
October 8, 201510 yr What do you say to someone when they say they don't like Coldplay or they claim to like them but only know the hits? I'm dead on the surface, but I am screaming underneath. Lolol i know, it's bad
October 10, 201510 yr Author what do you call the land of male deer and rabbits? buckland I hope that wasn't offensive
November 18, 201510 yr I can't pun ugh http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcm19aqz821r940t6o1_500.jpg BUT THATS FUNNY
January 31, 201610 yr [ATTACH=full]3796[/ATTACH] Haha found this the other day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I have no creativity for jokes or puns :(
February 1, 201610 yr [ATTACH=full]3796[/ATTACH] Haha found this the other day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I have no creativity for jokes or puns :( HA his face dammit! He's saying "take this bitch trolololol"
February 1, 201610 yr Author I was wondering if maybe they cold play Trouble on the tour Sent from my Death Star using Tapatalk
February 1, 201610 yr I was wondering if maybe they cold play Trouble on the tour Sent from my Death Star using Tapatalk Wow... just wow. :D
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