For those of you who don't know about it

it's been running for years,

but I just remembered it. go visit it now!!

 

www.thechurchofchrismartin.com

 

here's a picture taken from the site! :lol:

 

EDIT: It's a pretty hilarious site!

 

haha thats hilarious

I find that site really creepy actually.

 

When I first found it I thought it was all one big joke, until I realised the people there are actually devout Chrisians. *shudders*

haha I know, that's why it's so funny.

because it's not even trying to be! :lol:

this is the BEST :lol:

 

http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/coldplay-star-heals-potato-headed-cripple/

this is really about chis martin........so ya it is kinda creepy

Jesus Christ! Son of Bethlehem!

I feel all...strange after visiting that site.

I guess it's flattering, but you knoooow Chris would not like it. :P

 

 

Good grief that always creeps me out.

hahaha

My fav is that they bought a star and have a poll to name it. I spent some time there recently trying to sway the vote. I think we should choose the name we want and rock the vote!

 

Chris be with you

You've got to be kidding me, some of those statements are absolute bull-shit, Chris being contacted by the C.I.A. to fly?

HAHAHA oh man this is funny

i stumbled across this site back in 2005 and haven't touched it with a 10-foot-pole since. whether it's meant to be funny or not, it really creeps me out :laugh4:

 

even that picture scares the pants off me.

**agrees with the creep factor**:stunned:

 

although i often remark to my family that"Chris Martin IS God'

when they go on about my obsession with CP

 

Yeah/ even with his sense of humour, Chris should find this odd, poor lad!

I don't know if Chris wants a devoted following. Well, besides us.

I mean, people worshiping him and saying that he cured them in some way, there's a definite 'ick' factor in that.

Next they'll be wanting to sacrifice people. :freak:

ah :smug: I may not be the only one who (in tought situations) is always asking "WHAT WOULD CHRIS DO??"

hahaha really funny

Jesus Chris:laugh3:.

ah :smug: I may not be the only one who (in tought situations) is always asking "WHAT WOULD CHRIS DO??"

 

:lol:!!!!

There's a thread about this from yeeears ago i think but those dang pics still creeps me out :uhoh:

Ren in the Coldplay section :o

lol that's funny... kind of creepy but funny :laugh3:

Ren in the Coldplay section :o

I know haha :P Viva la vida is growing on me so i can't help it :wacko:

ummmmmmmmmm yeah ok, totally wierdo!!!!!!! who thought of that one:rolleyes::stunned:

The Church of Chris Martin vs. coldplaying.com

 

:lol:

 

 

Coldplaying.com (which is like a low-rent version of the Church of Chris Martin where the people DON’T EVEN REALISE THEY’RE BELIEVERS) have had an interesting thread in the discussion forum at the moment, where they make some VERY inflamitory statements. They have all sorts of misconceptions about what we do, and what’s more, their misconceptions are wrong.

 

I want to refute some of these hurtful statements, quoted below -

 

• When I first found it I thought it was all one big joke - It is not. Chris Martin is ACTUALLY the new Messiah, it’s a scientific FACT. There is nothing funny about that!
  
• I guess it’s flattering, but you knoooow Chris would not like it. - He would so.
  
• Some of those statements are absolute bull-shit, Chris being contacted by the C.I.A. to fly - It’s a matter of public record, actually. I’d post the documents but I’ve been told not to by my contact in the intelligence services.
  
• **agrees with the creep factor** :stunned:although i often remark to my family that”Chris Martin IS God’ when they go on about my obsession with CP - You see, these people have been deifying Chris Martin for years, we just take it more literally, that’s all. At least we’re aware of what we’re doing - these guys seem blissfully ignorant.
  
• I don’t know if Chris wants a devoted following. Well, besides us. - See what I mean?
  
• Next they’ll be wanting to sacrifice people. - Will not. We want to “Fix them”.
  

 

It is not the policy of the Church of Chris Martin to be a part of any petty arguments - however, in this case, we will make an exception, and DECLARE HOLY WAR on Coldplaying.com. They are heritics, unbelievers, blasphemers and a bunch of real shits too.

 

It is now the SACRED DUTY of all true Martinites to uphold this CRUSADE and boycott Coldplaying.com, and say rude things about them whenever possible. Chris be with you.

 

http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/the-church-of-chris-martin-vs-coldplayingcom/