Bonus_mosher Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 For those of you who don't know about it it's been running for years, but I just remembered it. go visit it now!! www.thechurchofchrismartin.com here's a picture taken from the site! :lol: EDIT: It's a pretty hilarious site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elena20 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 haha thats hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunForTheHills Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I find that site really creepy actually. When I first found it I thought it was all one big joke, until I realised the people there are actually devout Chrisians. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus_mosher Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 haha I know, that's why it's so funny. because it's not even trying to be! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus_mosher Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 this is the BEST :lol: http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/coldplay-star-heals-potato-headed-cripple/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elena20 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 this is really about chis martin........so ya it is kinda creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplay007 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Jesus Christ! Son of Bethlehem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I feel all...strange after visiting that site. I guess it's flattering, but you knoooow Chris would not like it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Cadet Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Good grief that always creeps me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winigwl Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 My fav is that they bought a star and have a poll to name it. I spent some time there recently trying to sway the vote. I think we should choose the name we want and rock the vote! Chris be with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Norway Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 You've got to be kidding me, some of those statements are absolute bull-shit, Chris being contacted by the C.I.A. to fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elena20 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 HAHAHA oh man this is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 i stumbled across this site back in 2005 and haven't touched it with a 10-foot-pole since. whether it's meant to be funny or not, it really creeps me out :laugh4: even that picture scares the pants off me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnglishSilk Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 **agrees with the creep factor**:stunned: although i often remark to my family that"Chris Martin IS God' when they go on about my obsession with CP Yeah/ even with his sense of humour, Chris should find this odd, poor lad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I don't know if Chris wants a devoted following. Well, besides us. I mean, people worshiping him and saying that he cured them in some way, there's a definite 'ick' factor in that. Next they'll be wanting to sacrifice people. :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 ah :smug: I may not be the only one who (in tought situations) is always asking "WHAT WOULD CHRIS DO??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanif94 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 hahaha really funny Jesus Chris:laugh3:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus_mosher Posted June 25, 2008 Author Share Posted June 25, 2008 ah :smug: I may not be the only one who (in tought situations) is always asking "WHAT WOULD CHRIS DO??" :lol:!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 There's a thread about this from yeeears ago i think but those dang pics still creeps me out :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Ren in the Coldplay section :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceci29 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 lol that's funny... kind of creepy but funny :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Ren in the Coldplay section :o I know haha :P Viva la vida is growing on me so i can't help it :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katienz Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 ummmmmmmmmm yeah ok, totally wierdo!!!!!!! who thought of that one:rolleyes::stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 The Church of Chris Martin vs. coldplaying.com :lol: Coldplaying.com (which is like a low-rent version of the Church of Chris Martin where the people DON’T EVEN REALISE THEY’RE BELIEVERS) have had an interesting thread in the discussion forum at the moment, where they make some VERY inflamitory statements. They have all sorts of misconceptions about what we do, and what’s more, their misconceptions are wrong. I want to refute some of these hurtful statements, quoted below - When I first found it I thought it was all one big joke - It is not. Chris Martin is ACTUALLY the new Messiah, it’s a scientific FACT. There is nothing funny about that! I guess it’s flattering, but you knoooow Chris would not like it. - He would so.Some of those statements are absolute bull-shit, Chris being contacted by the C.I.A. to fly - It’s a matter of public record, actually. I’d post the documents but I’ve been told not to by my contact in the intelligence services.**agrees with the creep factor** :stunned:although i often remark to my family that”Chris Martin IS God’ when they go on about my obsession with CP - You see, these people have been deifying Chris Martin for years, we just take it more literally, that’s all. At least we’re aware of what we’re doing - these guys seem blissfully ignorant.I don’t know if Chris wants a devoted following. Well, besides us. - See what I mean?Next they’ll be wanting to sacrifice people. - Will not. We want to “Fix them”. It is not the policy of the Church of Chris Martin to be a part of any petty arguments - however, in this case, we will make an exception, and DECLARE HOLY WAR on Coldplaying.com. They are heritics, unbelievers, blasphemers and a bunch of real shits too. It is now the SACRED DUTY of all true Martinites to uphold this CRUSADE and boycott Coldplaying.com, and say rude things about them whenever possible. Chris be with you. http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/the-church-of-chris-martin-vs-coldplayingcom/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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