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The Church of Chris Martin. (Update: Have declared a TRUCE to the holy war on Coldplaying!)

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I am going to hell for soooo many reasons....pointing out that these people are insane is not one of them.

lets leave her alone is a free world if i want to pray to my shoes is ok im a human being :)

at least I didn't say anything wrong :smug: ..I mean... I can kinda see their point :uhoh::uhoh::uhoh:

 

 

 

 

 

but war is just wrong!! I wonder... what would Chris say?

....are they being...serious?

that site is a little over the top. I am slightly terrified now:shocked2:

im with 2732. it sort of scary.

 

my first question is are they serious?

 

second question is um...what?

 

thats f'ed up lol.if they want a war we'll :smash: them. :veryangry2:

First and foremost, the site is not serious. Just read the post about 9/11 and Chris being asked to fly. This very much in lieu of the "flying spaghetti monster" joke (google "pastafarianism").

 

The site, however, is hilarious and brilliant though!

Holy war, huh? They must not know we have some GREAT soldiers on our side :smartass:

 

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WTF??? :shocked2:LOL at least now we know that ardent fans though we may be...we're still on the right side of sane!

 

I'm with melanieau...

Make love not war....:sneaky:

 

(P.S. The "God" I refer to in my siggy is the all-knowing/all powerful entity, NOT Chris Martin, ok, let me clear that up! haha)

And if they really want a war I'm pretty sure we could whup some ass:D

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