they were saying he had like 5

he has "property of JMB" tattooed on his balls

they were saying he had these:

http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/chris-martins-tattoos/

That one person doesn't even have the right hair color/ style

he has "property of JMB" tattooed on his balls

 

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:could he stand the pain?

 

 

 

 

( i have a huge tat on my back, and i had to be drunk!)...but THERE, even if it was for Jonny....:stunned:

PS: Saint Chuck Birdie told me to pray twice an hour pointing to London. So come on it's time to kneel and pray

That made me laugh out loud so much!!

 

I just read that whole "Holy war" thing. Hilarious.

Maybe this is a long-time-experiment of some students who have way too much time on their hands? :confused:

It really is comedy!

"The Best of the Church of Chris Martin" pretty much reveals it.

Creepy and entertaining at the same time.

 

Ignoring them is probably the best thing.

I wonder if one of them has an account here?

that . site . is . creepy

Oh dear... I looked more in that site... O_O;; ... ... ...

oh yeah and I got a new sig x3 I was bored! plus I'm hyper on caffine!

jajajajjaja

 

that's the weirdest siggy i've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

:uhoh: That site is... odd.

it's a friggin' cult, that's what it is.......... yikes......... :uhoh:

is good to cheer you up ^^

it gives me chills

is good to cheer you up ^^

 

it doesn't cheer me up..... it freaks me out!!!!! :freak:

 

thank Guy we're on holy war!!!!! :army:

BEST SIG EVER.

Don't get me wrong I love Chris Martin and I am not very religious; I just do believe in God.

 

I think the whole thing is a bit blasphemic..

 

How can they seriously allege something like this - it is actually not worth to talk about, sorry but those people are crazy...

 

Oh I would also like to post I nice photoshopped Chris:

 

 

You probably know it buit it's so funny...

woow.. :rolleyes:

You know Iz, bumping this thread will scare the guys over here :lol:

 

O may Chris be with them :wings:

I scared child.

You know Iz, bumping this thread will scare the guys over here :lol:

 

O may Chris be with them :wings:

 

:laugh3:

So this is like a real site for Chris?

Yes :worried2:

Thats funny!......Someone should ask the oracle if Chris knows about it!haha

Of course he knows about it..............For God told him :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My ass is soooooooo getting kicked by that church tomorrow :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Of course he knows about it..............For God told him :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My ass is soooooooo getting kicked by that church tomorrow :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:laugh3: ..........Ill pray for u!

Chris<t> only knows what they can do to you!!!!!! :wreck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: