JazJones Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Of course he knows about it..............For God told him :angel: My ass is soooooooo getting kicked by that church tomorrow :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazJones Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I bet Chris would get a laugh:laugh3: It's just too funny....Y,Know???:laugh3: CHRIS LOVES US. He told me so in a dream. Love, The Church of Chris Martin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazJones Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 this forum isn't actually going to fight this website is it? T_T Yes, we are sending a FART BOMB over right now to smoke you out of your mother's basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazJones Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 What would Chris Martin think if he saw your site? That’s the biggest criticism thrown at the Church of Chris Martin by the UNBELIEVING HEATHENS (like the hated COLDPLAYING.COM). He wouldn’t want to be treated like a god, they say! He would think you guys were creepy! But would he? What if Chris Martin saw the Church of Chris Martin website and liked it, enough to write something in the Forum? Did it really happen? Well, just maybe… :lol: They actually seem to believe that Chris was there, just because someone logged in under the name 'Chris Martin' :dozey: :D CHRIS MARTIN is here..right now. Spying on you for The Church of Chris Martin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazJones Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Seriously... Are these people joking or are they crazy? :inquisitive: BOTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazJones Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 And I thought I hated coldplaying.com fangirls... They are very unattractive with pimples, white pasty skin and bad teeth. Chris would be ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Guys, please stop to think for a second just how many good and meaningful things you could do in the time that you spend writing incoherent ramblings on your website or nonsensical responses to 7 year-old posts. Sincerely, The Church of Common Sense 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Guys, please stop to think for a second just how many good and meaningful things you could do in the time that you spend writing incoherent ramblings on your website or nonsensical responses to 7 year-old posts. Sincerely, The Church of Common Sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Yes, we are sending a FART BOMB over right now to smoke you out of your mother's basement. They are very unattractive with pimples, white pasty skin and bad teeth. Chris would be ashamed. Yossarian? Izzat you? It's been 400 years, my brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Adversary Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 This is one bizarre read.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antdrew Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 This is one bizarre read.... yeah definitely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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