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The Church of Chris Martin. (Update: Have declared a TRUCE to the holy war on Coldplaying!)

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May Guy(d) help me then :P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In so many ways...................... :sneaky:

Oh shit, we're not gonna turn this thread into a prvy one, are we?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jejejejeje, nope....

 

that's what Iz' thread is for :lol:

Mark King was 33 when he wrote Lessons in Love, Chris’s fave record. Gwyneth Paltrow was 33 when they married. Between them, U2 own 33 houses. 33 is George Bush’s IQ. The Beatles’ albums play at 33 & 1/3 RPM. There are 33 possible combinations of bases in the human genome. Draw a line from Roslin Chapel to the Louvre in Paris, and it is EXACTLY 33 long. If you add 10 and 23, it equals 33. MERE COINCIDENCE?

 

 

 

ahahahaha hilarious :D

An AMerican parody? Not likely, sadly.

 

When I first saw that site I assumed it must be a very tongue-in-cheek parody of all those American Christian fundamentalists.

 

Sadly, I think it's deadly serious.... it's just creepy.

Mark King was 33 when he wrote Lessons in Love, Chris’s fave record. Gwyneth Paltrow was 33 when they married. Between them, U2 own 33 houses. 33 is George Bush’s IQ. The Beatles’ albums play at 33 & 1/3 RPM. There are 33 possible combinations of bases in the human genome. Draw a line from Roslin Chapel to the Louvre in Paris, and it is EXACTLY 33 long. If you add 10 and 23, it equals 33. MERE COINCIDENCE?

 

 

 

ahahahaha hilarious :D

number 33 is an esoteric number i think :thinking:

 

but just something i've just realised myself.

 

*being very serious*

 

3+3=6

 

42 <--- coldplay's hit and according to a book the answer to universe.

 

4+2=6

 

...

 

now:

6+6=12

 

1+2=3

 

:o :o :o

 

good maths reasoning to show to the Creepy Church of Chris Martin.

 

as we all know: 6 simbolises bad

seems 3 simbolises good...

 

but since: 33--> 3+3=6.

conclusion:

then bad and good will be always fighting.

as 2 good turn to 1 bad, and 1 bad will generate 2 good.

 

*warning*

 

PLEASE GET ME OUT OFF THIS CREEPY LOOP.

 

:worried:

 

*adds the church of chris martin site into browser's banned sites list*

Man, that site is really freaky. Comparing Chris Martin to Jesus is not cool.

number 33 is an esoteric number i think :thinking:

 

but just something i've just realised myself.

 

*being very serious*

 

3+3=6

 

42 <--- coldplay's hit and according to a book the answer to universe.

 

4+2=6

 

...

 

now:

6+6=12

 

1+2=3

 

:o :o :o

 

good maths reasoning to show to the Creepy Church of Chris Martin.

 

as we all know: 6 simbolises bad

seems 3 simbolises good...

 

but since: 33--> 3+3=6.

conclusion:

then bad and good will be always fighting.

as 2 good turn to 1 bad, and 1 bad will generate 2 good.

 

*warning*

 

PLEASE GET ME OUT OFF THIS CREEPY LOOP.

 

:worried:

 

*adds the church of chris martin site into browser's banned sites list*

you had divine inspiration hahaha

omg!!! Or should I say Oh My Chris as ppl from that website might say!!! That website is the creepiest... they're talking about miracles and stuff.... weird... and a holy war?? :thinking: that's the craziest thing I've ever heard!!!!

 

I thought I was obssesed with Chris... but they have redefined OBSSESION the word as I used to know it!!!

 

CREEPY... REALLY CREEPY:stunned::stunned:

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"The church of Chris Martin" ???

 

Sacred%20Heart.jpg

 

 

http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/

 

The Church of Chris Martin

There is one God, and Chris Martin is his prophet.

 

"This website is devoted to Singer, Songwriter, Philosopher, and “greatest poet who ever lived”, Coldplay’s Chris Martin. While there are many sites covering his musical career, this is the only one which concerns his PHILOSOPHICAL and SPIRITUAL ideas. The modern world faces spiritual crisis. We need guidance, but where do we look for it? Church attendance is at an all time low, yet Coldplay’s popularity continues to climb.

 

NEED I SAY MORE?"

 

 

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The webmaster vinculates chris with the phrophet...search into the web,secret lyrics,the vinculation between chris and the death of princess diana..and more..

 

Have you all seen this web before :shocked2:?

i was shocked..

can someone tell me something of this?

if this was posted before just delete the thread ..but i wanted to share it with you fans..

 

sorry if i did something wrong.

No offense, but this makes me slightly uncomfortable.

 

I mean, I like Chris Martin, but this is a bit much.

No offense, but this makes me slightly uncomfortable.

 

I mean, I like Chris Martin, but this is a bit much.

 

i was shocked really,thats why i posted it,i wanted to know more about this..

if it causes any problems ,just delete the thread moderators..

^ No, it's fine with me. I just didn't want to be offensive if you like the site, visit the site, participate on the site, or are some way connected to the site.

 

I just think idol worship is a very dangerous thing, and I mean that in a very secular way. Being such a huge music fan, I have to watch myself to make sure that I am enjoying the artist and their music and, yet, not worshiping them. Sometimes that line gets a little blurry, and this imagery was kind of a wake up call. Just speaking from my own opinion and experiences...

aww .. :lol:

wait, is it real? OMFG

^^ I must say i just discovered the site,so i did not participate on it and im not connected to it..

i just wanted to share it and know if you people have seen it before ...

my personal opinion is that the info in it its quite :confused: and very weird sometimes..

dont missundersand me..im NOT in favour of it ..

 

aww .. :lol:

wait, is it real? OMFG

 

That is what surprised me!

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I started this thread over on the old coldplay board about 5 years ago, impressed to see it's still going! :lol:

I started this thread over on the old coldplay board about 5 years ago, impressed to see it's still going! :lol:

 

hah,do you mean that web? thats why you are impressed?:laugh3:

This is an old thread :wink:

i tried to search it on the forum ,couldnt find it..

now that i know it was posted before...delete it please :D

I've seen this. Whoever made it is a moron. There isn't much to discuss, really.

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