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The Church of Chris Martin. (Update: Have declared a TRUCE to the holy war on Coldplaying!)

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I don't think its a joke . but it is a bunch of WACKO'S :thinking:

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They're only trying to make fun of Chris in a really sick and disgusting way. :dozey:

Yeah that's it, they spend hours making a website to make fun of him... Get a life ! :angry:

Stupid website, a waste of space!

The point is that whoever is behind this thing is a really sad human being.

^^^Exactly !! Poor guy :disappointed:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

THIS

JenJei from coldplaying.com on 02 Oct 2009 at 5:10 pm #

 

From JenJay-administrator at coldplaying.com

 

Okay ... :thinking:

Now we finally now what STDs can do some individuals ...

Since when is this thread alive again? :happy:

 

are we starting a new war against the church of chris martin? :D :laugh4:

 

We don't have to. We'll win anyway ;)

Of cause we win!!!!:D

I'm sorry that I asked! :embarassed:

 

 

:curtain:

so those people still think he's the messias? :D

oh man! :laugh4:

Those people are making fun of him... nice way to spend your time :dozey:

This site is so lala :rolleyes:, and if they're really making fun of him than they spend a lot of time for it...creating the site, writing texts, keep it alive....

I really don't think that website is entirely serious at all. Come on guys.

 

That being said, Chris would make an epic Godly figure. With the golden locks and the serious Viva face.

 

Yeah, I often thought he resembled a biblical character.

 

 

That site is funny. I joined just to see what it was about. They only talk about Chris. Not coldplayy music per se. Not my cup of tea. It is borderline obsessive. They are like that crazy John Lennon fan. Knock on wood that never happens to Chris

That website is for freaks!

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