*Perrine* Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Hey do you read the other posts sometimes ? These people are not fangirls, they're just making fun of him ! Capito ? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicks.dig.coldplay Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Hello coldplaying.com: I come to you in peace today as a representative of The Church of Chris Martin. We would like to extend an olive branch to your sect today and hope to iron out a peace treaty before Glastonbury 2010. We are ever so hopeful that Coldplay will be the other head-liner there-along with U2 and rather than be at each other's throats; it is our wish to call a truce to all tensions and let's just try hard to get along! Your members may be appalled by our website; many find it creepy. I can tell you that I saw Chris Martin this past summer and when I shouted out the name of The Church as he ran past up to the cheap seats-he flashed me a BIG SMILE! I believe Chris Martin is AMUSED by the postings and creative commentary there because it is so "out there." Many Church members are just as taken aback by coldplaying.com and your lack of meaningful content but I think it is high time that we stop the bickering and make a peace treaty together. Please feel free to visit The Church comments section and respond to this overture. The Holy War is over! The Pope at the Vatican even wishes us to come together in peace and put the atrocities behind us. The Church wishes to honor Saint Bono out of U2 this summer at Glastonbury and we hope to invite the high dignitaries from coldplaying.com to be our guests at several prestigious events. Please pray for a cessation of tensions so that we can both co-exist in peace and a mutual and undying love for everything that is Coldplay & Chris Martin. Viva! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Mags Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Hello coldplaying.com: I come to you in peace today as a representative of The Church of Chris Martin. We would like to extend an olive branch to your sect today and hope to iron out a peace treaty before Glastonbury 2010. We are ever so hopeful that Coldplay will be the other head-liner there-along with U2 and rather than be at each other's throats; it is our wish to call a truce to all tensions and let's just try hard to get along! Your members may be appalled by our website; many find it creepy. I can tell you that I saw Chris Martin this past summer and when I shouted out the name of The Church as he ran past up to the cheap seats-he flashed me a BIG SMILE! I believe Chris Martin is AMUSED by the postings and creative commentary there because it is so "out there." Many Church members are just as taken aback by coldplaying.com and your lack of meaningful content but I think it is high time that we stop the bickering and make a peace treaty together. Please feel free to visit The Church comments section and respond to this overture. The Holy War is over! The Pope at the Vatican even wishes us to come together in peace and put the atrocities behind us. The Church wishes to honor Saint Bono out of U2 this summer at Glastonbury and we hope to invite the high dignitaries from coldplaying.com to be our guests at several prestigious events. Please pray for a cessation of tensions so that we can both co-exist in peace and a mutual and undying love for everything that is Coldplay & Chris Martin. Viva! :wtf: what is all this about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric.Candy Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 why is this thread bumped :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wherrwhfer Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodaye. Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 :wtf: not the COCM again :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 why is this thread bumped :dozey:I believe it was divine intervention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taameen**sparks** Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 i was reading some of the stuff, and the whole time i was thinking "God, these people need some help!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe_Martin Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Originally Posted by chicks.dig.coldplay;3884315 Hello coldplaying.com: I come to you in peace today as a representative of The Church of Chris Martin. We would like to extend an olive branch to your sect today and hope to iron out a peace treaty before Glastonbury 2010. We are ever so hopeful that Coldplay will be the other head-liner there-along with U2 and rather than be at each other's throats; it is our wish to call a truce to all tensions and let's just try hard to get along! Your members may be appalled by our website; many find it creepy. I can tell you that I saw Chris Martin this past summer and when I shouted out the name of The Church as he ran past up to the cheap seats-he flashed me a BIG SMILE! I believe Chris Martin is AMUSED by the postings and creative commentary there because it is so "out there." Many Church members are just as taken aback by coldplaying.com and your lack of meaningful content but I think it is high time that we stop the bickering and make a peace treaty together. Please feel free to visit The Church comments section and respond to this overture. The Holy War is over! The Pope at the Vatican even wishes us to come together in peace and put the atrocities behind us. The Church wishes to honor Saint Bono out of U2 this summer at Glastonbury and we hope to invite the high dignitaries from coldplaying.com to be our guests at several prestigious events. Please pray for a cessation of tensions so that we can both co-exist in peace and a mutual and undying love for everything that is Coldplay & Chris Martin. Viva! What is this :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taameen**sparks** Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 What is this :facepalm: if you look at some of the responses of the supporters of the COCM its really funny and creepy at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe_Martin Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 i was good until u2 was mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 12 months on, I though I'd update the latest warstatus :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 :lol: no one is going to accept this truce :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouratan Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 that is one weird website :wtf: :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouratan Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 that is one weird website :wtf: :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MX*ColdplayObsess3d Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That place creeps the crap out of me :uhoh2:... those people have issues. I'm a ChrisFangirl (:chris:!), yes, but when you're that bad (:laugh1:)... those people need therapists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViVA Child Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 when Prophet of Prospekt is telling you something is creepy..... ya.... thats when you know its bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taameen**sparks** Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 when Prophet of Prospekt is telling you something is creepy..... ya.... thats when you know its bad. :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Think those knob heads at coldplaying.com are the only ones who can hand out Chris Martin awards for 2009? THINK AGAIN! Lol. :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Why was I not notified about the truce? My life would have been much different with that information, like I wouldn't have been worried a random crazy website wasn't obsessed with declaring war against a musc forum :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazJones Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I totally agree. The photoshopped pic creeps me out. I mean, c'mon, I agree we can love Coldplay and Chris Martin and all... but a church? Damn, that's just way too much. At first, I thought it was a joke until I went on their website. Anyways. I agree with branshi, we should close that thread. It is useless cause we all know that the the church of chris martin is simply ridiculous. oh my god. or should i say, oh my chris? THIS IS SO FRIGGIN' HILARIOUS!!!! first of all, i don't think it's real, at all. i mean, are people really this insane? i never thought so. come on, i'm like, the most obsessed with chris there is, but i don't believe he can cure uncureable diseases?!?! that's just....creepy. i'm really creeped out. THE CHURCH OF CHRIS MARTIN: I KNOW HE'S A TALENTED MAN, BUT HE'S NOT A F*CKING GOD. you're all insane. so if you want war, i say... BRING IT BITCHES!!!! like the others said, we've got the best soldiers on our side. :]]]] i find this all absolutley hilarious. but i'm a little creeped out that people are that obsessed. i really think, and HOPE, it's a hoax. http://peopleof.oureverydaylife.com/viva-la-vida-refer-catholic-church-9386.html CHRIS MARTIN WARNS OF HELL IN the Viva la Vida songs. Beware of demonizing The Church in his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 http://peopleof.oureverydaylife.com/viva-la-vida-refer-catholic-church-9386.html CHRIS MARTIN WARNS OF HELL IN the Viva la Vida songs. Beware of demonizing The Church in his name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazJones Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 N I totally agree. The photoshopped pic creeps me out. I mean, c'mon, I agree we can love Coldplay and Chris Martin and all... but a church? Damn, that's just way too much. At first, I thought it was a joke until I went on their website. Anyways. I agree with branshi, we should close that thread. It is useless cause we all know that the the church of chris martin is simply ridiculous. NO, do not close this thread. The Church of Chris Martin is spying on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazJones Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 That made me laugh out loud so much!! I just read that whole "Holy war" thing. Hilarious. Maybe this is a long-time-experiment of some students who have way too much time on their hands? :confused: It really is comedy! "The Best of the Church of Chris Martin" pretty much reveals it. Creepy and entertaining at the same time. Ignoring them is probably the best thing. I wonder if one of them has an account here? YES, one of "them" do have an account here. We use it to spy on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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