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The Church of Chris Martin. (Update: Have declared a TRUCE to the holy war on Coldplaying!)

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hahahaha!!! bloody mad, funny, but mad

 

i'm off to say 10 hail coldplays .....

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idk...they're like totally nuts or something :wacko: :laugh3: i still can't believe that site...and i thought I was obsessed! :escaping:

I was doing abit of googling and i stumbled across the church of chris martin, so i was like ok thats kinda cool bit obsesive and then i saw this http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/bloody-coldplayingcom-again/

 

Did we do something wrong? did we upset them? someone tell me what thats all about lol?

It's because we like to make fun of them for being delusional freaks. :sneaky:

 

Frankly, if they have a problem they shouldn't be so easy to mock. :P

hahahaha i hope the members of this "church" are reading this right now. if you are i'm speaking to you:

 

get some mental help. you guys are insane. chris is amazing but he isnt god.

 

:rolleyes:

Stop lying that you don't know what it is I see you there every Sunday :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

-_- Okay but seriously that it kind of funny and all the things you guys said I second :P

They are heritics, unbelievers, blasphemers[/b] and a bunch of real shits too.

 

 

I believe in Coldplay, among other people and ideas, but not in any church. Igues that makes me a heretic and blasphemer. As for "real shits", is that as opposed to "fake shits"? If so,

 

give me real, don't give me fake

give me real, don't give me fake

 

agreed! :D is that one of your fave lyrics btw? :thinking:

JESUS CHRIST! WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!

:uhoh: oops, i mean JESUS CHRIS!

:bigcry: dont smite me :bigcry:

:rolleyes:

give me real, don't give me fake[/color]

 

agreed! :D is that one of your fave lyrics btw? :thinking:

 

One of many - but yes, I used it twice today. Once about the CoCM and once about the puppets :smug:

HOLY WAR??!!:lol::lol:

 

Don't Laugh we're in the middle of a HUGE war.... they think Chris in on their side cuz apparently he posted in that place and not here!:rolleyes:

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wow, your menstral cycle never ends does it?

 

you must be bleeding all over the shop! jesus emma, that's not nice.

you're a bleeder. either that or you're just a total bitch.

The latter, my friend, the latter! :cheesy:

If this site isn't a joke, it's the creepiest site ever ! :stunned:

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Does anyone has ever asked the Oracle about this site?? Is Chris aware of this ?? :confused::stunned: Those guys are creepy!

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