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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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I'll probably have to deal with an annoying Chris clinging to him, does anyone wanna have him? :lol:

 

Uh.....*rushing to the nearest boat or plane or whatever right now!!! Dammit, where's a teleporter when you need one?!

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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:chris: (singing) When she was just a girl, she expected the world...

:jonny: UGH! Not so loud, Chris!

:chris:: (between verses) What? Jon, it's kind of our job? I have to sing? You get it?

:jonny:: Yeah...um, just....can you tone it down just a little? Got a bit of a headache today.

:chris:: Little too much celebrating last night, huh?

:jonny:: Yeah, I think so. I should never have let Matty drag me out to all those clubs!

:chris:: Hmmmmm.

:jonny:: Yeah. Especially that place with all those naked ladies.

:chris:: German girls, were they?

:jonny:: French girls, I think.;)

:chris:: Well, now that you're 35 and a responsible family man, I guess you won't be doing that again!

:jonny:: Nope. Definitely staying out of the beer from now on.

 

LATER:

 

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:jonny:: Fr...fr...from now on, it'sh...it's schtrictly Ja...*hiccup* Jagermeister *hiccup* for me!!

:chris:: I think I'm gonna puke, Man...

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

I'll probably have to deal with an annoying Chris clinging to him, does anyone wanna have him? :lol:

 

I usually go for both but if I have to be content with just Chris...well...ok...I'll make the effort :rolleyes:

 

:jonny:: I'M GONNA BURY YOU IN MY ROSE GARDEN!!!!

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Just had a bit of fun with the cereal box I have...

 

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LOL at the recent captions hahahaha :laugh3:

 

^ HAHAHAHA JONNY :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

Well, looking at that pic closely... I'd say... He's too sexy for his pants :blank:

Thank you very much for putting this in my head :cool: :wideeyed:

 

I'll probably have to deal with an annoying Chris clinging to him, does anyone wanna have him? :lol:

ME ME ME !

 

*raises hand* ME! ME!DIBS! :awesome:

Oh damn, I'm too late, can we share ? pliiiiiiiiiz

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I usually go for both but if I have to be content with just Chris...well...ok...I'll make the effort :rolleyes:

Ohhhh K, what an effort!! That must be horrible for you :p

 

 

Just had a bit of fun with the cereal box I have...

 

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Hahah great ! :D

Jealous Jonny is jealous :laugh3:

 

 

if he wants to make Chris jealous I'm in :D:lol::P:D

Okay here comes something really pervy, only suitable for people that don't mind the silly Chris/Jonny fangirl fraction ;)

 

 

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>> 11.09.2012, 9pm ...

 

Chris: "Hey J, what do you wish for your birthday? We've got the whole evening for us."

Jonny: "well"

 

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Jonny: "What do you think?" :evilgrin:

Chris: "I guess same as last year?":wiseguy:

Jonny: "Yeah, but at my place"

 

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>> the next morning ...

 

Chris: "Jesus Christ, he gets rougher year after year..." :dead:

 

>> later that day in the studio ...

 

Chris: "Hey guys"

 

guylol.jpg

 

Guy: "Hey Chri-

 

.. :shocked2:

 

HAHAHHAHA!! Will check out Chris!!" :laugh3:

 

willlol.jpg

 

Will: "Wha-?

 

OMG

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG WHY

 

 

 

 

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE THIS"

 

 

Jonny286.jpg

 

Jonny: "Hey Chris"

 

Jonny287.jpg

 

Jonny: "I see last night's events are quite visibly written on your face" trollfaceplz.gif?8

mmmph....

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

PERFECT!!! :lol:

^^^Thaila I ever said that I love you?!

 

No, really, I LOVE YOU.

 

 

[i'm fucking crying because of the laughs :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:]

Finally! The "milk face" picture reaches its full potential! Bravo. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

its full potential[/size][/b]! Bravo. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Yep! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3:

 

There aren't even any gifs that properly describe how hard I'm laughing :shocked2:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Thalia you're the best !!!! :lol:

 

My god, the pic really has reached its full potential !!! :laugh3:

love this one: :D

 

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Okay here comes something really pervy, only suitable for people that don't mind the silly Chris/Jonny fangirl fraction ;)

 

 

ChrisJonny487.jpg

 

>> 11.09.2012, 9pm ...

 

Chris: "Hey J, what do you wish for your birthday? We've got the whole evening for us."

Jonny: "well"

 

ChrisJonny480.jpg

 

Jonny: "What do you think?" :evilgrin:

Chris: "I guess same as last year?":wiseguy:

Jonny: "Yeah, but at my place"

 

chrismilk.jpg

 

>> the next morning ...

 

Chris: "Jesus Christ, he gets rougher year after year..." :dead:

 

>> later that day in the studio ...

 

Chris: "Hey guys"

 

guylol.jpg

 

Guy: "Hey Chri-

 

.. :shocked2:

 

HAHAHHAHA!! Will check out Chris!!" :laugh3:

 

willlol.jpg

 

Will: "Wha-?

 

OMG

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG WHY

 

 

 

 

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE THIS"

 

 

Jonny286.jpg

 

Jonny: "Hey Chris"

 

Jonny287.jpg

 

Jonny: "I see last night's events are quite visibly written on your face" trollfaceplz.gif?8

 

 

 

 

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Chris - "BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP !!!!!"

 

:lol:

 

Well this picture is soo tempting to put a phrase on, I can't resist xD

 

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Chris: "LOL I got 2 watches cuz I'm cool like that!"

Will: "I'm feeling rather cute today" :wacky:

Jonny: "My butt itches"

Guy: "OUTTA MY WAY WACKOS, HERE COMES MR. HANDSOME!" :charming:

:lol:

 

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CRACK ATTACK !!

:lol:

 

Just had a bit of fun with the cereal box I have...

 

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Nice one :D

 

Okay here comes something really pervy, only suitable for people that don't mind the silly Chris/Jonny fangirl fraction ;)

 

 

ChrisJonny487.jpg

 

>> 11.09.2012, 9pm ...

 

Chris: "Hey J, what do you wish for your birthday? We've got the whole evening for us."

Jonny: "well"

 

ChrisJonny480.jpg

 

Jonny: "What do you think?" :evilgrin:

Chris: "I guess same as last year?":wiseguy:

Jonny: "Yeah, but at my place"

 

chrismilk.jpg

 

>> the next morning ...

 

Chris: "Jesus Christ, he gets rougher year after year..." :dead:

 

>> later that day in the studio ...

 

Chris: "Hey guys"

 

guylol.jpg

 

Guy: "Hey Chri-

 

.. :shocked2:

 

HAHAHHAHA!! Will check out Chris!!" :laugh3:

 

willlol.jpg

 

Will: "Wha-?

 

OMG

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG WHY

 

 

 

 

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE THIS"

 

 

Jonny286.jpg

 

Jonny: "Hey Chris"

 

Jonny287.jpg

 

Jonny: "I see last night's events are quite visibly written on your face" trollfaceplz.gif?8

Oh boy, this one! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

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Laughing was good, thanks :D

^^^Thaila I ever said that I love you?!

 

No, really, I LOVE YOU.

 

 

[i'm fucking crying because of the laughs :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:]

 

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Yep! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3:

 

There aren't even any gifs that properly describe how hard I'm laughing :shocked2:

 

OHMYGOD BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA :lol::laugh3::laugh3:

 

HAHAHAHAHA :lol:

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Thalia you're the best !!!! :lol:

 

My god, the pic really has reached its full potential !!! :laugh3:

 

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:lol:

 

**********

Laughing was good, thanks :D

Haha wow, thanks for all the nice comments! :laugh3::lol:

Whahahah omg you are so crazy :laugh3: Your nickname is very true :P

^ thanks? :lol:

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