Acquiesce Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Dear Chris Martin, If I could just invent a time machine and go back to 2000 when you were only 4 years older than me and had just appeared on that deserted beach in an anorak with that adorable cheeky grin, I would become one of your very first groupies, wait to meet you after every gig, and make damn well sure that you fell in love with me. I don't quite know how I'd do that, as you're married to a super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby, somewhat short brunette. But I'd manage it somehow. This way, you'd never meet Gweneth, and I'd get to have your babies and be called Mrs. Amy Eloise Martin. Oh, if only I was Dr. Who's assistant. I'd be married to the sexiest, cutest, dorkiest-in-the-most-lovable-way, funniest, most talented singer-songwriter in the world. P.S. As their is no such thing as time travel, and your married... could you possibly persaude Guy to let me have his babies instead? He's not quite as cute or funny as you, but he sure is flaming HOT. Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver. Love, Amy great idea , you can go with 2 through that time machine ?:rolleyes: Keep on dreaming ! :P But i like it ! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaElisabeth Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Dear Chris Martin, If I could just invent a time machine and go back to 2000 when you were only 4 years older than me and had just appeared on that deserted beach in an anorak with that adorable cheeky grin, I would become one of your very first groupies, wait to meet you after every gig, and make damn well sure that you fell in love with me. I don't quite know how I'd do that, as you're married to a super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby, somewhat short brunette. But I'd manage it somehow. This way, you'd never meet Gweneth, and I'd get to have your babies and be called Mrs. Amy Eloise Martin. Oh, if only I was Dr. Who's assistant. I'd be married to the sexiest, cutest, dorkiest-in-the-most-lovable-way, funniest, most talented singer-songwriter in the world. P.S. As their is no such thing as time travel, and your married... could you possibly persaude Guy to let me have his babies instead? He's not quite as cute or funny as you, but he sure is flaming HOT. Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver. Love, Amy :wacky: Well, a girl can dream, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatima_8 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I just have to say this: Dear Guy Berryman I want to have your babies. You can continue with your Chrissy-talk now. lol haha I wanted to say too :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acquiesce Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpZWGtniwmw]YouTube- MtV COLDPLAY interview 6/8[/ame] :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver. Love, Amy :shocked2: LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Dear Chris Martin, If I could just invent a time machine and go back to 2000 when you were only 4 years older than me and had just appeared on that deserted beach in an anorak with that adorable cheeky grin, I would become one of your very first groupies, wait to meet you after every gig, and make damn well sure that you fell in love with me. I don't quite know how I'd do that, as you're married to a super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby, somewhat short brunette. But I'd manage it somehow. This way, you'd never meet Gweneth, and I'd get to have your babies and be called Mrs. Amy Eloise Martin. Oh, if only I was Dr. Who's assistant. I'd be married to the sexiest, cutest, dorkiest-in-the-most-lovable-way, funniest, most talented singer-songwriter in the world. P.S. As their is no such thing as time travel, and your married... could you possibly persaude Guy to let me have his babies instead? He's not quite as cute or funny as you, but he sure is flaming HOT. Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver. Love, Amy Haha, you're amazing! :laugh3: :heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 DEAR CHRISSY: I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR STRAWBERRY SWING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 DEAR CHRISSY: I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR STRAWBERRY SWING :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 Bumpy. :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretspy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 lol this thread made me so happy last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 HAHAHA I just reread the whole thing and I'm now crying with laughter :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretspy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 lol i know it was so funny! and pervy! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makayla Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 haha. Oh man. I need to come back in here so I can take my mind off the end of decade sale. It's making me nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretspy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 yah i know!!! are you going to buy anything makayla? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moss Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby' date=' somewhat short brunette.[/quote'] your description > hers :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Dear Chris Martin, I know I'm 15-odd years younger than you. I know I may seem a bit immature. I know it's illegal to marry a man who's already married (and to a gorgeous wife at that) with children (who have great names.) And I definitely know that no matter what, you need me more than you truly know. Chrissy, let me ride your rocketship. Chrissy, let me sit on your Strawberry Swing. Chrissy... I want you in my life. NOW. :) :heart: :chris: -Hayley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Dear Chris Martin: I'm the one who should really have your babies. So, call me honey. Love, Christina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretspy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 @Hayley LOL let me ride your rocket ship :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makayla Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 yah i know!!! are you going to buy anything makayla? I'm going to try. But I don't have much money saved up. I'm just hoping I'll get lucky with a lithograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Well of course. Chrissy in a rocketship is the best kind of Chrissy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akasapple Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Dear Chris, Our genes would look good together. Just saying. Love Em p.s. if you don't believe me let me prove it to you :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Dear Chris, Our genes would look good together. Just saying. Love Em p.s. if you don't believe me let me prove it to you :wink3: How old are you? Dear Mr. Martin: Could you please look deformed so "Chrissygirls" don't scare me with their sexual proposals to you? Sincerely, Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 How old are you? Dear Mr. Martin: Could you please look deformed so "Chrissygirls" don't scare me with their sexual proposals to you? Sincerely, Me. Old enough. Lol I'm 17. Even if Chris was deformed, I would love him for his voice and his personality :heart: However, in all fairness to you, I will attempt to supress my innermost pervy thoughts regarding Chris. I can't guarantee I will succeed, though :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I just don't understand all the fuzz about him. He's not sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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