September 22, 200322 yr chris: 'this is westlife`s new CD. highly recommended!!' tim: 'indeed, i so luff it i`m gonna kiss it. see?'
September 22, 200322 yr 'yes!! this is true what many of you have heard. jonny and i are expecting our 1st child.'
September 22, 200322 yr ' ......shoot an apple of my.......... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i dunno what`s this motherfucker doing up there but he`s holding a bazuka and looks like bin laden. should i continue on singing?'
September 22, 200322 yr chris: 'oh thank God someone came to rescue me. i got lost in the forest and then the sun came down and i`ve been wandering here for like what 5 hours?!' camera man: 'sir, the sun came down 20 minutes ago' chris: 'does it mean you won`t rescue me?'
September 22, 200322 yr Chris: My Jon boy tells me you've been hitting on him all night. Is this true knobhead? Jon:Smack the silly bastard darling Random Guy 1: .......please don't tell anyone...I have a wife..... Random Guy 2 (with the blue strappy thing) hmm Chris has a nice bust.....I'd like to get my hands on those babies :confused:
September 23, 200322 yr Chris: I know I'm cool wearing this woollen jumper made by my grandma Jonny: Eeeeecs, a spider!! Guy: I need to take this jacket off, I'm sweating... Will: My mission is just look at the camera as if I was a robot...
September 23, 200322 yr pic 1- chris: 'you know i`d luff to kiss your neck and get as close as......' pic 2- chris: '......stupid paparazzi.....' gwyneth: 'um yeah they do get close sometimes, indeed but......' pic 3: chris: '.... fuck off asshole! fucking idiot!...' gwyneth: '...chris, i can`t believe you said this to me!! we`re thru!!!' *hangs up*
September 23, 200322 yr chris: 'turn this shit off or you`ll end up like this guy`s car in australia.'
September 23, 200322 yr :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh I remember that thing with that guy here in Aus ...stupid paparazzi.
September 23, 200322 yr jonny: 'guys do you think the same as i do?' will: 'absolutely, entirely and definetly.' chris: 'yeah it does look like an alien. what do you think we should do with it?' guy: 'i`m hungry and it looks yummy' jonny: 'i think you misunderstood me. i was talkin about climbing the roof.'
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