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The Church of Chris Martin. (Update: Have declared a TRUCE to the holy war on Coldplaying!)

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I came across it ages ago and I think its kinda funny. But I don't get 1) why they would take a joke so far and 2) How the site has managed to last so long. Its pretty damn stupid, hes just a singer. Sure he's the best singer :P, but thats taking way too far. :rolleyes:

The Passion of the Christ starring Chris Martin. Hmm, doesn't quite work for me :P

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I think it's scary :\ Chris wouldn't like it, that's for sure...

I AGREE WITH YOU!!!!

IT´S SCARY AND CHRIS DON´T LIKE IT!!!!!!!

I came across it ages ago and I think its kinda funny. But I don't get 1) why they would take a joke so far and 2) How the site has managed to last so long. Its pretty damn stupid, hes just a singer. Sure he's the best singer :P, but thats taking way too far. :rolleyes:

The Passion of the Christ starring Chris Martin. Hmm, doesn't quite work for me :P

 

Heee I saw your signature, amazing interview but I've never really understood what that part was about... What is the thing with the word root?

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This[/url] is an old thread :wink:

 

ohhh, was it THIS forum I started it on.

 

hahaha.

 

I don't even remember posting the holy war part! :lol:

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bumpedy bumpedy bump bump bump

 

ORIGINALITY IS BOSS

You can't lie though, that website is a very good read.

 

Yes, I agree with you.

I just checked out the site and I don't think it's serious at all,

just very funny, hilarious! :laugh3:

Heee I saw your signature, amazing interview but I've never really understood what that part was about... What is the thing with the word root?

Have a look on Urban Dictionary!

The 3rd search result should explain it. :)

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The 3rd search result should explain it. :)

 

Oh now I see, thanks :blush:

 

I never understood what that was about. I'm learning so many dirty words here on colplaying.com :lol:

For those of you who don't know about it

it's been running for years,

but I just remembered it. go visit it now!!

 

www.thechurchofchrismartin.com

 

here's a picture taken from the site! :lol:

 

EDIT: It's a pretty hilarious site!

 

Sacred%20Heart.jpg

 

Haha, lol, that site is indeed hilarious! :laugh3:

:blank:

 

Are these people serious? REALLY?

no one deleted the thread :embarassed: as it was posted before :D

Are we 'stupid people'?! OMG it's so funny!:laugh3:

Aw they don't like our signatures...

 

 

:lol::laugh3:

 

Awww put they are so pretty :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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That site really creeps me out:shocked2:...I think I'm scarred for life. :stunned: Thanks!:cry:

that's so freaking hilarious!! These ppl are seriously ridiculous... they don't like our siggys?? I declare war!!!!!

Ohh... so we're on war again??? :stunned:

 

 

 

Bwahahhahahahaha :lol: :army:

 

this forum isn't actually going to fight this website is it? T_T

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