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The Church of Chris Martin. (Update: Have declared a TRUCE to the holy war on Coldplaying!)

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I have come across that website alot. I never paid much attention to it though

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Are we still fighting the holy war with them? :thinking:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bwahahaha :lol:

dunno :thinking:

 

that site scares me :uhoh:

that site scares me :uhoh:

 

 

me too :wreck: How the flippin cow can you worship a singer of a band like a prophet!? Gahhhh!!

Yeah. That is just completely wrong.

Looking at that site just made me really mad.

How insane for people to act like Chris is some God.

Yeah his music is incredible, but don't worship him!

sheesh.

 

crazzy.

that site scares me :uhoh:

 

I knooooow it's so freaking weird :uhoh:

whoooa

 

that website is insane... :stunned:

 

talking about how chris realized he was the messiah? what? either this is a joke gone wayyy too far or they're completely off their rocker.

Can I say those people need some mental help?!:thinking:

Come on!! That`s crazy!:confused:

I bet Chris would get a laugh:laugh3: It's just too funny....Y,Know???:laugh3:

:stunned: It's sorta funny but CREEPY in more ways than 1.... Jeez... *goes and hides and thinks NORMAL Chrissy thoughts*

I really don't think that website is entirely serious at all. Come on guys.

 

That being said, Chris would make an epic Godly figure. With the golden locks and the serious Viva face.

Those people are kind of insane, really.

I couldn't even read what was written in there. WAAAAY too scary.

Jeez

Seriously, you guys. It's pretty obvious this is a joke. Just a bad one.

yeah. and they have quite alotta swear words on there.

i doubt a CHURCH would do that.

 

a whole church website on chris! yeesh. :P

You can't lie though, that website is a very good read.

Oh, I thought they declared another holy war on us.....:dozey:

omg I am laughing my ass off right now! At the end of some of the entry's they actually say "Chris be with you!"

:lol: holy hell that's pure craziness right there.

 

I saw that site a few years ago but left right away because it scared me... but now it's just kind of funny. The only scary thing is wondering whether or not these people are being serious. :uhoh:

Oh, I thought they declared another holy war on us.....:dozey:

 

:lol: HAHA I totally remember that.. I was going to say "Aren't we at war with them? :confused:"

The only scary thing is wondering whether or not these people are being serious. :uhoh:

Yes, they're serious, Lauren........what a bunch of weirdos! :thinking:

 

*Gasps* I just called them weirdos? :stunned:

Then I guess I'm a heritic, unbeliever & blasphemer! :smug:

Guy be with me! :P

And any moment now the war will begin... again. But let's be honest here didn't god say no idol worshipping?

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