squareonefivesix Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 love the Robert de Niro question - utterly random! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
branshi_baby Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I asked "Why is chris so handsome?" hahahah :laugh3: But I really wanna ask something nteresting. Like that boxer/brief question has got me intrigued :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 i should ask why they created this whole oracle thing ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I'm still waiting for the answer to my gardening question :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squareonefivesix Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I asked - seeing as Jonny grew up in Wales does he know any Welsh swear words..? I want to ask - how many people have made use of the Oracle to ask Guy for a date..? I'll bet it's thousands ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Do we have any idea of the turnaround time on these questions? I posted one on Sunday - there's been an Oracle update since, but I was wondering, were those questions posted ages ago (ie, has mine still got a chance? or as there's been an update and mine wasn't used, does it mean it's in the bin and I've got to start again) BTW, is this site being REALLY slow for everyone else tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofy Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 No it hasn't yet. But it really does, you can especially see it in those pictures you posted. :D If it hadn't been painted almost 200 years ago I'd have honestly thought it was meant to be Jonny. :stunned: somehow, this resambles to that really bad horror movie with Christina Ricci called "The Gathering" :laugh3: i want that answered! and no more "what´s the name of that coldplay song which lyrics are........" :dozey: about who´s behind the oracle, i thought maybe it was debs wild, the woman who used to answer the q&a section in the previous web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Another incisive question answered "What does Viva La Vida mean?" Not only do these people not know how to use Google - they clearly never pick up a magazine either... Surely if you are interested enough in Coldplay to submit a question, you already show a passing interest in them and so read the occasional interview or article? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Wasn't there an Oracle in The Matrix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Yeah, someone has apparently submitted a question asking if it's the same one :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rush Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Oracle must be a very nice person, answering all those bah questions and not getting mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Just thinking about the identity of The Oracle... The popular theory seems to be that it's Phil. But the latest update has just happened - aren't they in the states at the moment? That would mean he's updating the website at like six in the morning? No-one could possibly be patient enough to answer these ridicuous questions so early in the day - could they?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open-Politik Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Well Phil is know to be a bit crazy!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open-Politik Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 See hes always angry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephBerryman Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 WTF! You want those idiots on here posting stupid shit like that? Don't be telling the Oracle to send those fucktards over here! If you can't even use Google, you need to be shot in the fucking head, not registering for this forum. :P :anxious: Clearly, i didn't think through this! :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Another question - this one was asking the identity of the Faultline track... finally something a little leftfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Can you name 8 countries that begin with the letter 'I'? The Oracle can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayzo Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 July 31, 2008 - submitted by Anna, Hungary Q. I am translating a play. There is a line about "my sister watching Coldplay. They are singing that song about the stars." Would you happen to know which song is meant? Thanks The Oracle replies: That would be Yellow. Like I suppose fair enough, the stars thing is a bit vague for someone but come on Oracle! How 'bout you answer some question from loyal, long term fans of Coldplay :cry: EDIT I didn't think it could get worse...even more googley questions! July 31, 2008 - submitted by Cristina, Spain Q. I would like to know if it is possible to buy merchandise of Coldplay in their concerts. We can buy merchandise in the store online but, can we buy it in Coldplay shows of the tour? The Oracle replies: Yes Cristina, it is possible to buy merchandise at the shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyduckette Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 This is really frustrating...the questions are sooooooo lame :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Do you ever think it's all an elaborate wind-up? They put these lame-ass questions up there to frustrate those of us who sit around all day dreaming up weird & wonderful questions? Maybe it's a sign that we shouldn't be surfing as much... Maybe I really do need to get a life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdplayBirdsFly Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 the Oracle!!! 0_0 ^ Haha, yeah good point RedGirl76.... anyway *continues Internet surfing* :D oooh look. July 31, 2008 - submitted by Alice, Switzerland Q. How many questions have you been sent oh wise one? The Oracle replies: Yours is question 4981. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 ^ Haha, yeah good point RedGirl76.... anyway *continues Internet surfing* :D oooh look. July 31, 2008 - submitted by Alice, Switzerland Q. How many questions have you been sent oh wise one? The Oracle replies: Yours is question 4981. Yeah, even as I typed it, I knew I'd ignore my own advice. I've been on this site for over two hours now - it's just so bloody addictive, and everyone's so nice! Nearly 5000 questions - maybe that explains the poor quality of some of them. There can't be time to wade through them all so I guess they just pick some out at random. Here's hoping the tide turns and some Coldplayers get picked soon! P.S. Love your sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowtalk Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I asked: What does Jonny's TWAT effect do on his pedal board", no answer in a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdplayBirdsFly Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 almighty Oracle ^ Haha, very good question. :laugh3: One that definitely need to be answered! :veryangry: Yeah, even as I typed it, I knew I'd ignore my own advice. I've been on this site for over two hours now - it's just so bloody addictive, and everyone's so nice! Nearly 5000 questions - maybe that explains the poor quality of some of them. There can't be time to wade through them all so I guess they just pick some out at random. Here's hoping the tide turns and some Coldplayers get picked soon! P.S. Love your sig! Oh thanks! Just saw your sig. That's clever! :D Ooooooh, I hope it's not just COMPLETELY random. But even if it was then some of us really BIG coldplaying.comer's questions should have been picked! :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Well, my maths is rubbish but there's been 5000 submissions and I'me guessing less than 50 replies so far.... As for my sig - I was in London on Monday, and just had to go and have a wander round Maida Vale, all the while listening to the album on my I-Pod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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