As for my sig - I was in London on Monday, and just had to go and have a wander round Maida Vale, all the while listening to the album on my I-Pod!

 

That is a brilliant sig RedGirl!! :stunned::stunned: I love it!! :D

That is a brilliant sig RedGirl!! :stunned::stunned: I love it!! :D

 

Why, thank you! It's just like the song says, you know!

 

Just looking at the latest question on the site, Alice in Switzerland calls the Oracle "wise one"

 

Maybe that's the way to his heart... simple old-fashioned flattery :laugh3:

Oracle!

 

^ You lucky Brits. You're just a stone's-throw away from Coldplay's haunts, while I'm a whole pond away :D

 

But hey, if the Oracle answers 10 questions a day then we'll have all 5000 answered in.... 500 days.... :cry:

 

Hmmmm, you may be on to something with the flattery though!:idea2:

The Oracle seems to pick the easiest ones:laugh3::laugh3:

Oracle

 

^ :lol: That's true!

Shame on you oh almighty Oracle!!!:annoyed:

Take some hard ones for a change!

 

Pick the questions that us HUGE fans have waited years to be answered

maybe he isnt as almighty as he's made to be:rolleyes::shocked2::P:lol:

This guy knows nothing!!!!!!

thats alright Coldplay rule the world, what more do you want?

I just chastised the Oracle for picking really easy questions. Let's see if he responds.

good work :)

I'll have to send one question like

 

"what's the name of the bassist"?

 

so the oracle will reply :lol:

Oracle

 

^ :P That might be too difficult for it to answer.

:lol: If flattery is the way to go, I don't think he'll answer my latest attempt.

 

Apparently you know everything. If so, what is the colour of the hand towel in Will's bathroom?

Oracle

 

^ :laugh3: Brillant!

Would be great if the Oracle actually answers. "I believe it is a nice pastel blue."

Let's all bombard/spam the Oracle with bathroom humour questions :wink3:

^ :laugh3: Brillant!

Would be great if the Oracle actually answers "I believe it is a nice pastel blue."

Let's all bombard/spam the Oracle with bathroom humour questions :wink3:

 

Thanks :p

 

Yeah, I want him to answer quirky questions like that, not crap ones dammit!! Give us Coldplayers some real answers!

 

And good idea, my next one will be "what sort of toilet paper does Guy prefer, quilted or ply?"

Well it's not bathrom-related, but it is quirky... I asked

 

"What did the bands parents plan to call them if they had been born girls?"

 

(My best friend is pregnant and she's struggling for names)

I'll have to send one question like

 

"what's the name of the bassist"?

 

so the oracle will reply :lol:

 

Lore, I stole inadvertently stole your idea today. When I saw all the stupid questions this morning, I just decided to ask, "What's the bass player's name? He's rather handsome." I'm sure that'll give them a laugh.

(My best friend is pregnant and she's struggling for names)

 

Violet? :nice:

Well it's not bathrom-related, but it is quirky... I asked

 

"What did the bands parents plan to call them if they had been born girls?"

 

(My best friend is pregnant and she's struggling for names)

 

haha!

 

Christina, Jonnyella, Guyina, Willhelmina?

 

:p

Jonnyella sounds like some kind of disease...

Lore, I stole inadvertently stole your idea today. When I saw all the stupid questions this morning, I just decided to ask, "What's the bass player's name? He's rather handsome." I'm sure that'll give them a laugh.

 

:laugh3::laugh3: I'm sure the oracle will reply!

haha!

 

Christina, Jonnyella, Guyina, Willhelmina?

 

:p

I wonder if they'd call Guy: Girl.... :dozey:

 

yesterday I asked:

in what category would the oracle put a question like: (added a question send by one of us don't remeber which one forgot to copy paste)

if it categorises this question 'Q. What is the name of the song that goes "for some reasons I can't explain..." as best/most/intereseting/bizzarest

Willhelmina?

 

 

that made me laugh so hard cuz it reminded me of the woman from Ugly Betty :lol:

She's cute!