December 2, 201114 yr I literally can't think of a single think in this world or any other that is worse than Nickleback. The name itself makes me vomit in my mouth a little. Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album. 1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor 2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers. 3. Eat an airplane. 4. Shit a scared porcupine. 5. Watch my parents have anal sex. 6. Have anal sex. 7. Have anal sex with a man. 8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla. 9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart. 10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942.
December 2, 201114 yr Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album. 1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor 2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers. 3. Eat an airplane. 4. Shit a scared porcupine. 5. Watch my parents have anal sex. 6. Have anal sex. 7. Have anal sex with a man. 8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla. 9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart. 10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942. I.....concur.....wholeheartedly
December 2, 201114 yr Never really listened to Nickleback, except a few songs on the radio here and there what's the deal with them?
December 2, 201114 yr Never really listened to Nickleback, except a few songs on the radio here and there what's the deal with them? The deal is that the noise they spew rips holes in the ozone and destroys innocent ecosystems world wide.
December 2, 201114 yr 11. Get SARS. 12. Dig my eye out with my own fingers. 13. Pull my own molars. 14. Visit Hiroshima: August 6,1945. 15. Drink gasoline and swallow fire. 16. Microwave myself. 17. Eat my future unborn fetus, raw. 18. Put a tapeworm up my colon. 19. Saw off my own appendages. All of them. 20. Sleep with this woman: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/#.Tthc-mBubqo Sorry if that was gross. I'm very passionate about this topic. EDIT: Or this woman: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/florida-woman-face-disfigured-meth-cooking
December 2, 201114 yr 11. Get SARS. 12. Dig my eye out with my own fingers. 13. Pull my own molars. 14. Visit Hiroshima: August 6,1945. 15. Drink gasoline and swallow fire. 16. Microwave myself. 17. Eat my future unborn fetus, raw. 18. Put a tapeworm up my colon. 19. Saw off my own appendages. All of them. 20. Sleep with this woman: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/#.Tthc-mBubqo Sorry if that was gross. I'm very passionate about this topic. Thats one hell of a bucket list my friend...
December 2, 201114 yr Author The Grammys have lost all legitimacy. Rihanna for album of the year? Again?! She's a singles "artist", she doesn't have any #1 albums. "Aritist" cause she doesn't write her own songs. Apparently shes becoming an album artist lately Wolrdwide LOUD so far sold = 5M Good Girl Gone Bad - 7.5 M Those are what I know are her highest selling albums so far
December 2, 201114 yr Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album. 1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor 2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers. 3. Eat an airplane. 4. Shit a scared porcupine. 5. Watch my parents have anal sex. 6. Have anal sex. 7. Have anal sex with a man. 8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla. 9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart. 10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942. What if it's Will Champion?
December 2, 201114 yr No one thinks Mumford and Sons have a chance? I think they WILL WIN the awards in these categories. They may even win Record of the year.
December 2, 201114 yr Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album. 1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor 2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers. 3. Eat an airplane. 4. Shit a scared porcupine. 5. Watch my parents have anal sex. 6. Have anal sex. 7. Have anal sex with a man. 8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla. 9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart. 10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942. What if it's Will Champion? I only had unchristian thoughts about Chris and Guy. :wink3: So, I'm sorry, but I wouldn't let other guys in my secret garden. :thinking: :D
December 2, 201114 yr Next year, when MX is eligible, I fancy they'll give Album of the Year to Coldplay I sure hope not.
December 2, 201114 yr Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album. 1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor 2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers. 3. Eat an airplane. 4. Shit a scared porcupine. 5. Watch my parents have anal sex. 6. Have anal sex. 7. Have anal sex with a man. 8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla. 9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart. 10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942. Of course I know you're dead serious, but still this proves you totally deserved that award you got yesterday. Congrats, btw. #3 is my favourite. And I liked Nickelback in high school.
December 3, 201114 yr Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album. 1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor 2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers. 3. Eat an airplane. 4. Shit a scared porcupine. 5. Watch my parents have anal sex. 6. Have anal sex. 7. Have anal sex with a man. 8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla. 9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart. 10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942. I need some clarifications for 6 and 7. Does it mean you'll let a woman with a strap on do you? By the way, #4 is my favorite!
December 3, 201114 yr Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album. 1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor 2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers. 3. Eat an airplane. 4. Shit a scared porcupine. 5. Watch my parents have anal sex. 6. Have anal sex. 7. Have anal sex with a man. 8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla. 9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart. 10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942. THIS DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD!:lol:
December 3, 201114 yr Best Pop Duo/Group Performance “Moves Like Jagger” — Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera Best Rock Performance “Walk” — Foo Fighters or “Lotus Flower” — Radiohead Best Rock Song "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" - Coldplay
December 3, 201114 yr Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album. 1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor 2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers. 3. Eat an airplane. 4. Shit a scared porcupine. 5. Watch my parents have anal sex. 6. Have anal sex. 7. Have anal sex with a man. 8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla. 9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart. 10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942. thank you for the laugh out loud! Unfortunately, Nickelback is from my country and played too often on the airwaves here :cry: I think they suck hard too
December 3, 201114 yr I need some clarifications for 6 and 7. Does it mean you'll let a woman with a strap on do you? By the way, #4 is my favorite! If he came up with #4 himself, this man should be president of the world. :awesome: Aww, it's kinda sad tho. :cry:
December 3, 201114 yr And I liked Nickelback in high school. You should go to Auschwitz. I hear it's fair this time of year.
December 3, 201114 yr Only if you actually eat that airplane. Preferably an Airbus. No, those are too spicy. Well I guess I'll do it if you give me some ranch, too.
December 3, 201114 yr i certainly hope they don't win any and they wont. every other song on those nomination lists are better than what they've come up with. i'm super pleased for adele plus mumford & sons though. they're finally getting the recognition they deserve.
January 10, 201214 yr Paradise: Coldplay Track Set For Release On 2012 Grammy Nominees Album Paradise: Coldplay Track Set For Release On 2012 Grammy Nominees Album (RTTNews) - Coldplay will be featured on the forthcoming 2012 Grammy nominees album. The band, who released their album Mylo Xyloto in October, will contribute the track "Paradise" to the compilation, which also features tracks by fellow Grammy nominees Katy Perry ("Firework"), Adele ("Rolling In the Deep"), Foster the People ("Pumped Up Kicks"), Mumford and Sons ("The Cave"), Maroon 5 ("Moves Like Jagger" Featuring Christina Aguilera), and Foo Fighters ("Walk"). The album will be released on Universal Republic on January 24, with a portion of sales benefitting the Grammy Foundation and MusicCares Foundation. Coldplay will be kicking off a string of U.S. and Canada shows in April, with concerts scheduled in Edmonton and Calgary, Alberta; Vancouver, British Columbia; Portland, Oregon; Seattle, Washington; San Jose, California and Los Angeles, California before heading back to Europe for a series of shows. http://www.rttnews.com/Content/EntertainmentNews.aspx?Section=2&Id=1794160&SM=1
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