LeftrightleftArchi Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CHBKDMbhw Mobile Link: https://youtu.be/z1CHBKDMbhw TITLE: Coldplay: Illuminati Magicians Of The 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show What the hell is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayrn43 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CHBKDMbhw Mobile Link: https://youtu.be/z1CHBKDMbhw TITLE: Coldplay: Illuminati Magicians Of The 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show What the hell is this? Funniest shit I've seen in a while haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CHBKDMbhw Mobile Link: https://youtu.be/z1CHBKDMbhw TITLE: Coldplay: Illuminati Magicians Of The 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show What the hell is this? OMG TRAINGLES TRIADS THE SEVEN ALBUMS REPRESENT THE SEVEN CHAOS EMERALDS AND THE DEMISE OF MAN AND THE RISE OF THE SATANIC CULT. BUT WAIT. CHRISMARTIN ONLY LIEKS SIX OF THEIR SEVEN ALBUMS AND YOU KNOW EHAT THAT MEANS 666 MARK OF THE "BEAST" ALSO KNOWN AS GUY BERRYMANS HOT BOD. PINPOINTING THEIR 4TH ALBUM VLVODAAHF THE THEMES LIFE AND DEATH DIVIDE THE SEVEN ALBUMS INTO TWO GROUPS SPLIT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT ALBUM THE FIRST GROUP WITH PARACHUTES AND ALL THAT JAZZ REPRESENTS LIFE AND THE OTHER HALF REPRESENTS DEATH INCARNATE. IT REPRESENTS A TRANSITION AND A CONTRAST BETWEEN YIN YANG AND THE DARK AND LIGHT LIFE FORCES. EVERY ALBUM ORBITS THE CENTER ALBUM LIKE THE SOLAR SYSTEM WE LIVE IN AND YA KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS... illuminati confirmed. I haven't watched the video but I imagine this is what they sound like. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 ^ LOL So I actually watched this video and I must say this actually sounds like it could be the coolest story ever. But nonetheless some of this stuff actually kinda sounds plausible IMO. They did find a link to all of the albums for me, which was something I had been searching for, and I even found some of the stuff I said from my satirical rant above. (Lol) I always thought that there could be a significant higher power than us. If Coldplay is really linked to it, well that's a mystery. Chris has been hanging out with some of those people (Jay Z and etc) that have been constantly accused of being in that group. If they really are apart of a satanic cult, to each their own lol. I'll see ya in the New World Order. SuperChris will turn into that super evolved man they discussed about. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftrightleftArchi Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 https://gumroad.com/l/EkvCz# It's a book too. A FREAKING BOOK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 https://gumroad.com/l/EkvCz# It's a book too. A FREAKING BOOK! This should be posted on Wattpad or something. For all those young teenage girls to read. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 And if you're gonna write a conspiracy theory on Coldplay, do it right. Make sure you get info on their B-sides and EPs. Maybe a connection could be drawn with the Safety EP as well as Brothers and Sisters. Make a connection between the other band members and maybe the odd animal themes used in MX and AHFOD instead of just the apes. (The animal theme is prevalent throughout their music). Link Coldplay's social media posts and maybe where they have toured. And for Guy's sake, mention the other band member's names as well instead of just "those other guys". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alisbe Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 And if you're gonna write a conspiracy theory on Coldplay, do it right. Make sure you get info on their B-sides and EPs. Maybe a connection could be drawn with the Safety EP as well as Brothers and Sisters. Make a connection between the other band members and maybe the odd animal themes used in MX and AHFOD instead of just the apes. (The animal theme is prevalent throughout their music). Link Coldplay's social media posts and maybe where they have toured. And for Guy's sake, mention the other band member's names as well instead of just "those other guys". Not as important as what you mentioned but a simple thing as getting the right pictures of the band is missing in the "deepest" theory that person is doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Not as important as what you mentioned but a simple thing as getting the right pictures of the band is missing in the "deepest" theory that person is doing. You mean seeing them as more than just satanic overloads and randomly nitpicking details purely from the perspective of religion and the illuminati just to prove a point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alisbe Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 You mean seeing them as more than just satanic overloads and randomly nitpicking details purely from the perspective of religion and the illuminati just to prove a point? I mean they choose a couple of pictures where we know he isn't Chris because they're photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I mean they choose a couple of pictures where we know he isn't Chris because they're photoshop. Oh you meant literal pictures. I thought you meant seeing it from different perspectives to create a more elaborate theory. I must be over analyzing then. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Rush of Magic Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CHBKDMbhw Mobile Link: https://youtu.be/z1CHBKDMbhw TITLE: Coldplay: Illuminati Magicians Of The 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show What the hell is this? After watching this, here is what id like to say about whoever made this poor excuse for a Youtube video. 1. They dont like Coldplay so automatically hate them lol 2. They said Coldplay is very mainstream. Ok maybe a little but ask anyone off the street one song besides Fix You on X&Y (if they even know about the album) so no theyre not really mainstream until maybe now. 3. Theyre either joking or theyre serious about this illuminati crap (sounded pretty serious and they wasted 30 minutes of their life explaining it so most likely serious). In conclusion: The person who made this video and anyone who agrees with him is an actual idiot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftrightleftArchi Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 After watching this, here is what id like to say about whoever made this poor excuse for a Youtube video. 1. They dont like Coldplay so automatically hate them lol 2. They said Coldplay is very mainstream. Ok maybe a little but ask anyone off the street one song besides Fix You on X&Y (if they even know about the album) so no theyre not really mainstream until maybe now. 3. Theyre either joking or theyre serious about this illuminati crap (sounded pretty serious and they wasted 30 minutes of their life explaining it so most likely serious). In conclusion: The person who made this video and anyone who agrees with him is an actual idiot. He made a book so I think he was pretty serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdMartin Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CHBKDMbhw Mobile Link: https://youtu.be/z1CHBKDMbhw TITLE: Coldplay: Illuminati Magicians Of The 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show What the hell is this? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp3176 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 After watching this, here is what id like to say about whoever made this poor excuse for a Youtube video. 1. They dont like Coldplay so automatically hate them lol 2. They said Coldplay is very mainstream. Ok maybe a little but ask anyone off the street one song besides Fix You on X&Y (if they even know about the album) so no theyre not really mainstream until maybe now. 3. Theyre either joking or theyre serious about this illuminati crap (sounded pretty serious and they wasted 30 minutes of their life explaining it so most likely serious). In conclusion: The person who made this video and anyone who agrees with him is an actual idiot. ...Speed of Sound? Yes that one is far far less popular but still they might... EDIT: Hmmm no. But probably Yellow (many people may not know it's by Coldplay though), Clocks (again, may not know it was by Coldplay but they'd definetely recognize it) Viva la Vida, Paradise, ASFOS, and now HFTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost0012 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 coldplay are too kind of a band to have a conspiracy on HaHa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 After watching this, here is what id like to say about whoever made this poor excuse for a Youtube video. 1. They dont like Coldplay so automatically hate them lol 2. They said Coldplay is very mainstream. Ok maybe a little but ask anyone off the street one song besides Fix You on X&Y (if they even know about the album) so no theyre not really mainstream until maybe now. 3. Theyre either joking or theyre serious about this illuminati crap (sounded pretty serious and they wasted 30 minutes of their life explaining it so most likely serious). In conclusion: The person who made this video and anyone who agrees with him is an actual idiot. I'm trying to consider all possibilities here, so mark me down on your idiot list. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 coldplay are too kind of a band to have a conspiracy on HaHa Lol even in the video the dude said, "oh they aren't crazy man killing satanists, they just are pawns used to send a message." Even in the conspiracy they maintain their nice guy image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftrightleftArchi Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 ^ I should make a seperate thread for this [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 ^ I should make a seperate thread for this [emoji23] Maybe yes. I'm poisoning this thread I'm so sorry. XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastwars Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 ^ I should make a seperate thread for this [emoji23] Thread of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftrightleftArchi Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 So, Um.... I'll just let you guys discuss this.............. I don't even know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CHBKDMbhw Mobile Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CHBKDMbhw THERE'S A BOOK TOO: https://gumroad.com/l/EkvCz# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gai Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 moved the posts over from lp7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftrightleftArchi Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 K good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 coldplay are too kind of a band to have a conspiracy on HaHa The perfect cover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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