Season ticket delivery day in Houston. :D

What a terrible week for Chelski....................... :lol:

Some pretty hilarious questions for Arshavin on his site.

 

http://www.arshavin.eu/news.php?id=517

 

1. From iloveme

Andrey, what do you think people need pain for?

Arshavin: For people not to forget that they are mere mortals. Some people say that suffering purifies the soul.

 

2. From tasha100 know,

You know sometimes I feel so down. What shall I do?

Arshavin: Try to overcome this situation. Think that after this bad streak, there’s definitely going to be a good one. Despondency is a sin.

 

3. From vanilja

Good afternoon, A gypsum hippopotamus in Zenit uniform (almost in human size) has been installed in the playground near our house today. Can I tell my kid that its name is Andrey? In your honor?

Arshavin: Hippo? If it pleases your child, then feel free to do this, although I thought I was way slimmer then a hippo. :)))

 

4. From KaTS

Andrey, please tell me, do you really like to answer this great number of questions from you fans? Don’t you feel bored?

Arshavin: First, I try to do it when I have spare time. Secondly, I see how many people are interested in our football and my personal life. You spend your time, I spend mine. Therefore, when it doesn’t interfere with my work or does not distract from my family's affairs, I reply. Is it good or bad?

 

5. From liza1951

The question is – do you approve when a girl starts using makeup very early in her life?

Arshavin: As for the makeup, this is a purely personal matter for each girl, although I think it is better to consult a professional regarding this question.

6. From Ctepan

Hi, Andrey, I want to play like you.

Arshavin: Play then.

 

7. From RinaBeer

Hi. I am 25 years old and I’m still not married. My parents are very upset about this. They say I can end up a spinster. But I don’t want to get married yet. What shall I do? (Sorry if this is off topic; just

want to know your opinion)

Arshavin: I think I can help you.

Step 1: You need to find a scruffy heavy drinker.

Step 2: Once you’ve found him, try to persuade him to “marry” you. I think that for a small amount of money, he will agree to fulfill the role of your fiancé :)

Final: Bring this guy home. Tell your parents he’ll live with you ;)

I think next time they will think better before forcing their opinion on you.

 

8. From 1009

Hello, Andrey! What would you prefer as a gift -

1. A lot of balloons

2. A million scarlet roses

3. Something else, more down-to-earth or more expensive

Thank you for your reply!

Hi to Julia and the kids!!!!!!!!!!

Arshavin: A million kisses from the people I love.

 

9. From 1009

Hi, Andrey! Some people say that the rain comes when the angels cry; some people say that it is a natural process. What do you think? Do you like rain?? Hi to Julia and the kids !!!!!

Arshavin: No, I do not think that it’s angels’ tears. It's simply a natural phenomenon. Although it sounds more romantic the way you put it.

 

10. From finta

Does anybody go in for sports in your family?

Arshavin: Me.

 

11. From kbkbz

Hello! Maybe my question would sound silly, but still: how many kilograms does a footballer lose during the whole game?

Arshavin: From two up to four kg.

 

12. From Dgozzi

Hi, Andrey. You are quite photogenic, but I am still interested if you liked your first passport photo? Thanks in advance for your response!!! :)))))

Arshavin: If I don’t remember this picture, it means that the photographer’s work didn’t disappoint me. Although, I do not always like how I come out on photos.

 

13. From Pugovka

Hello, Andrey)))

I like the way you laugh))) it puts me in a good mood! Do you believe that laughter can prolong life?)))

Arshavin: We have a lot of fun during training. As for prolonging life? Unfortunately, we’ll never know. While scientists claim that it does. If they claim this, probably they are right.

 

14. From lambada

Hi, Andrey, in what order would you place the following animals: a tiger, a cow, a pig, a horse, a sheep?

Arshavin: A pig - it will always get the last place! A tiger, a cow, a horse, a sheep. And I’ll repeat that a pig is always the last one, because it is a pig.

15. From AndrushkaTHEbest

Do like classical music?

Arshavin: I enjoy listening to classical music. It calms me down. Although I cannot say that it happens every day. I’m a music lover by nature and I like different music. I listen to rock, instrumental music, jazz, even something from pop or club music - basically all types of music.

 

16. From samara4ever

How do you see yourself in 50 years?

Arshavin: 78-year old man, with aching legs and a glamorous walking stick :)

Carlisle 1 - 4 Southampton

 

 

Rickie Lambert (centre) played a pivotal role in Southampton's win

 

 

Southampton overwhelmed Carlisle in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy final, their first domestic silverware since 1976.

Rickie Lambert slotted a penalty after Peter Murphy's needless handball before Lambert flicked on a Michail Antonio throw for Adam Lallana to head home.

Poor defending from Evan Horwood allowed Papa Waigo to make it 3-0, then Antonio buried a left-footed drive.

The match had already slipped beyond Carlisle's reach by the time Gary Medine headed in an Ian Harte cross.

Well done Southampton :)

1. MLS is finally underway, I think I'll really follow it this year.

2. Psyched for MU-Chelsea tomorrow.

 

thank you for your time

Shit I thought that was Sunday.

Well done Chelsea, just shows Man Utd are a one-man team

Newcastle so close to going up today, can't wait!

 

It's inevitable now, 7 games remaining, 2 points needed (With GD virtually 1).

 

As for winning the Championship, I honestly couldn't care less. It is kindof a shit that the massive run of trophyless seasons (Not counting that crappy summer tournament a few years back which nobody in their right mind actually counts) would end with the Championship, a division they shouldn't be in, but I guess we should take anything we can get. Especially now that the League Cup is almost as competitive as the FA Cup.

Well done Southampton :)

Dave! Long time no talk. Thought you had been relegated off the board. :P

at least we have survived til April ;)

the season is far from over. Even if we don't win our FOURTH CONSECUTIVE title we're still a good chance in the champs league we only need 1-0 over bayern. Every club likes to think they don't depend on one player but u take malouda out of Chelsea, take fabregas out of arsenal (94mins to score against wolves) or even torres from Liverpool they would all struggle. I accept Chelsea are now favourites but anything can happen.

The Spuds got "bashed" yet again! Hilarious!:laugh3:

They've shot themselves in the foot so much it's amazing they can still "walk".:dozey:

fizzy pop league here we come!

Yes, Burnley were truly awful.:stunned:

fizzy pop league here we come!

 

Don't worry, at least you haven't got the honour of finishing rock-bottom :)

 

Although I would love Burley to pull clear and send West Ham and Hull down

 

Although it won't be the fizzy pop league, it will be the N-Power championship

Newcastle so close to going up today, can't wait!

 

It's inevitable now, 7 games remaining, 2 points needed (With GD virtually 1).

 

As for winning the Championship, I honestly couldn't care less. It is kindof a shit that the massive run of trophyless seasons (Not counting that crappy summer tournament a few years back which nobody in their right mind actually counts) would end with the Championship, a division they shouldn't be in, but I guess we should take anything we can get. Especially now that the League Cup is almost as competitive as the FA Cup.

 

I don't think anyone will count it as a trophy, they don't count our 92 win as one.

 

I don't care about trophies anyway.

Fair point.

 

You don't care about trophies? That's like the whole point.

Haha I know, nobody really understands my views of football, I don't give a shit about winning cups or anything, in fact I wouldn't know how to react if we did win one. I care more about supporting the team and being part of the whole "Geordie" thing, it's amazing, Newcastle is really incomparable to other clubs, they just have this amazing atmosphere surrounding them.

I know what you mean, I used to work as a steward in the stadium for a few seasons. For some reason fans want to tell you what they think, as if you know the manager or something, but the smaller percentage of people who are stupid are REALLY stupid.

Well done for newcastle for bouncing straight back up

 

Can you make a cheque for £20,000,000 payable for the FA to reach the offices by close of play Wednesday, for the parachutes payments you no longer require.

6 - 1 Big Result for City...

Sorry Ian !

6 - 1 Big Result for City...

Sorry Ian !

6 - 1 Big Result for City...

Sorry Ian !

don't think he needed reminding of it 3 times! ;)