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Chris Martin's Worst Lyrics

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Yeah I know we all love him and everything *GACK*, but what are Chris Martins worst (a.k.a least incredibly fucking brilliant) lyrics?

 

It's a toughie, I know. I'll make mine short and sweet.

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Lights will guide you home.

And ignite your bones.

 

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NOW U

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"It was all yellow"

bones sinking like stones:thinking:

 

the song is brilliant, but the lyrics..

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You'd kindof expect bones to sink like stones.

All the lyrics of 42. Rest of of the song is great.

Lyrics don't have to make sense !

Look at the Oasis lyrics -> it sucks ! really !

But it's funny , so who cares ? !

:D

"Don't you wish that life could be as simple as fish swimming 'round in a barrel when you've got the gun?"

 

I love that song, but...sheesh.

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Just because you're loosing, doesn't mean you're lost. :freak:

 

 

Good thread. I don't understand why the rest of the band don't do anything against it.

It's incredible crap sometimes. :lol: The very reason why I just can't take vlvadaoohf serious.

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"Don't you wish that life could be as simple as fish swimming 'round in a barrel when you've got the gun?"

 

I love that song, but...sheesh.

 

Hahaha! Forgot that one.

Something like:

 

The dead are not dead, they're just living in my head. :bigcry:

Has to be:

 

"Thooose who are deaaad are not deaadddd, they're just living in myyy heaaadd. And since I feellll for that speeellll, I am living there as welllll. Ohhhh"

^ Yeah, that second line adds massively to the general irritation.

All of Speed of Sound is hideous IMO. The "If you never try you'll never know" is such a filler sentence on X&Y album...

 

 

But just read the first verse...

 

 

 

How long before I get in?

Before it starts, before I begin?

How long before you decide?

Before I know what it feels like?

Where To, where do I go?

If you never try, then you'll never know.

Has to be:

 

"Thooose who are deaaad are not deaadddd, they're just living in myyy heaaadd. And since I feellll for that speeellll, I am living there as welllll. Ohhhh"

 

really? i myself find these lyrics brilliant.

^ Yeah, that second line adds massively to the general irritation.

 

Maybe you haven't understood the sense of the lyrics? ;)

"Don't you wish that life could be as simple as fish swimming 'round in a barrel when you've got the gun?"

 

I love that song, but...sheesh.

 

Absolutely agree. :dozey: Wonderful song, but that line is just... Weird :shrug:

Yeah, but that really is just about as simple as you can get.

"Where she kindly fed me shrimp and aubergine."

 

:freak::angry: Jesus Christ, what the hell was he thinking?? Those lyrics ruined the effing song :veryangry2:

Can we please STOP with these Coldplay/Chris bashing threads? This is a Coldplay appreciation forum.

 

Thanks.

 

+1 :cool:

Can we please STOP with these Coldplay/Chris bashing threads? This is a Coldplay appreciation forum.

 

Thanks.

 

 

+10000.

:laugh4:

this thread got quite a few proper responses.

surely you can see some not so good things about their music,

like with any band.

I love them, but nobody's perfect. If they were, they would "rule the world". :laugh3:

 

*changes mood to cheesy*

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