Wut?

Here's a weird dream.

 

Anyway, I was going to kindergarden, and Gwyneth Paltrow was one of my classmates, so like any child, I destroyed all of her nice things.

So the teacher caught me and said "ANETTE, WHAT DID YOU DOO?"

"Uhh, I don't know"

"We're going to call your parents!"

So, my parents are in the principal's office, and the principal asked;

"Anette.. tell us the truth, why did you destroy Gwynnie's things?"

I got up and yelled "BECAUSE I HATE HER, I HATE HER, I HAAATE HER!"

So my parents looked at eachother and I was sent to some camp.

I got there, and it looked like my yard, but crappier, and there were a bunch of kids sitting in chairs, and I looked up and Chris was eating pizza shirtless on the window, and I told the other girl, and she looked at me like :stunned:

So then Gwyneth appears in a chair, and she says;

"Hello kids, today we're going to learn to STOP LIKING CHRIS MARTIN AND TO START LOVING MEEEE <3"

 

So I was like "WUT THE HELL I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE YO'!"

So, I ask what this place was and she said "Oh, this is like an after school thing.."

"So, I can get out of here whenever the fuck I want?"

"Yeah.."

 

*runs*

 

So when I get to the door, Chris walks in and says; "IZ HOME HONEY!"

And I stayed.

Then my dad came and gave Gwyneth a very "Husband" kiss, and I was like.

"Are you married to my dad?"

"Yes"

"So, you're married to Chris and my dad?"

"No."

"So, you're not married to Chris?"

"No, we are happily married, AND YOU HAVE TO GET USEDDD TO THAAAT!!"

 

:wtf:

 

After, it faded to some dream where my cousin wrecked my facebook.

:laugh3: Oh wow! You guys have insane dreams. I haven't had a Coldplay dream in a while. :(

I've had a handful of other Coldplay dreams to this, including a private one on one piano and songwriting tutorial with Chris and also me and Guy got married!!! And believe me, I'm straight, but... well... when it comes to Chris and Guy...

 

But this one, well this was just nuts!...

 

Ok... I'm in Brazil (never been in my life, dunno what the hell I'm doing there!), watching TV (why not?), then up comes this huge newsflash (conveniently in English), it says the Police are searching the whole country for the "On-the-run, Coldplay"!!!

 

I and my friend Trevor, (who isnt even a Coldplay fan) run straight outside to the street in the crazy belief that Brazil is like some tiny little village, and they might happen to be on the run, on our street! We find a police station and we go inside and are talking to this lovely female detective with the Brazilian police, she says that the whole force are on the case, and are trying to find Coldplay! - They are apparently touring the pubs and bars of Brazil doing concerts to like 10's of people only (still dunno where the crime in all this is haha!)

 

Anyway, me and my friend are at the other side of the room trying to listen to phone conversations from the police, and I look to the detective again, and she is looking out of her window and her mouth is like wide open, she cannot believe what she is seeing!

I scurry over to her, and look in the same direction as she is looking, OMFG Its them! They are playing in the bar across the road, they are all Viva'd up in the outfits, and Chris is on the wooden floor in this bar jumping around, while the rest are playing on the tiny stage thing, all amp'd up and plugged in too! - There is only like 9 people watching them in this bar too!

 

So, I run to the door and across the street, and they are gone !!! I look at the road on the other side of the bar, and they are walking down the street still playing, and a crowd is gathering, I run down the street and then hudreds of policia (?) come racing past me and they surround the boys They arrest them and throw them in a police van... and... thats it... I wake up

 

I almost cried at how crap that dream finished off

Here's a weird dream.

 

 

Anyway, I was going to kindergarden, and Gwyneth Paltrow was one of my classmates, so like any child, I destroyed all of her nice things.

So the teacher caught me and said "ANETTE, WHAT DID YOU DOO?"

"Uhh, I don't know"

"We're going to call your parents!"

So, my parents are in the principal's office, and the principal asked;

"Anette.. tell us the truth, why did you destroy Gwynnie's things?"

I got up and yelled "BECAUSE I HATE HER, I HATE HER, I HAAATE HER!"

So my parents looked at eachother and I was sent to some camp.

I got there, and it looked like my yard, but crappier, and there were a bunch of kids sitting in chairs, and I looked up and Chris was eating pizza shirtless on the window, and I told the other girl, and she looked at me like :stunned:

So then Gwyneth appears in a chair, and she says;

"Hello kids, today we're going to learn to STOP LIKING CHRIS MARTIN AND TO START LOVING MEEEE <3"

 

So I was like "WUT THE HELL I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE YO'!"

So, I ask what this place was and she said "Oh, this is like an after school thing.."

"So, I can get out of here whenever the fuck I want?"

"Yeah.."

 

*runs*

 

So when I get to the door, Chris walks in and says; "IZ HOME HONEY!"

And I stayed.

Then my dad came and gave Gwyneth a very "Husband" kiss, and I was like.

"Are you married to my dad?"

"Yes"

"So, you're married to Chris and my dad?"

"No."

"So, you're not married to Chris?"

"No, we are happily married, AND YOU HAVE TO GET USEDDD TO THAAAT!!"

 

:wtf:

 

After, it faded to some dream where my cousin wrecked my facebook.

 

 

Woah. That's a very strange dream.

 

I had the weirdest craziest dream.

 

but its quite long

 

 

 

So I was in this strange house and it was some sort of dinner party or something

and I went to go use the bathroom and there were framed pics of Chris and Gwyneth lining the halls.

and then Goopy came out of the door to the left and i was like "oh shit"

then im like wait ...this is Chris and Goopy's house :wideeyed:

and i heard gwyn talking with someone about how shes still mad Chris for leaving his dads jacket on the train with the photos of her in them.

and she said she was going to make him sleep on the floor and eat dog food for a couple more nights before she forgave him.

I was like "what? :o :veryangry2:"

then Chris walked out of one of the other doors and I said hi but he didnt look at me, just kept on walking. :(

 

i went through the door goopy had came through and it was a bathroom and there was a genie woman person in there who said she was going to help me out if i open the window so she can leave (wtf?)

im like im fine thnx ..and she said "look in the mirror" and i did and i was U G L Y. like fuckin beat nasty ass ugly.

 

so she fixed my clothes and face and hair and i came out of the room like "yeeeaah :gorgeous:"

 

and Chris was passing by again and this time he smiled at me and i said hi and he winked and checked me out

 

Gwyneth was across the room buying a bunch of Twilight stuff when she saw this go down and was like "who invited her?"

She started coming after me and i was like "oh sh!t" so i ran back to the bathroom and the genie was like "you know what you must do" and this song by the Prodigy called Invaders Must Die.. started playing (its the song from the scott pilgrim commercial) and she came in the bathroom like :veryangry2:

and...bitches be brawlin, like we were full on fighting.. it was intense catfight

finally she got up on the toilet and was going to jump on me when i kicked her legs and they fell inthe toilet.

the genie came to help and like.. pushed her all the way in the toilet and i flushed her away.

 

then i came out and Chris somehow knew what had happened and was like "are you going to make me sleep on the floor"

and i hugged him and was like... "i would never ever do that to you"

and then he turned into a can of orange paint

the end

 

WOAH! What an amazing dream! :o I love how it's so organised and yet so weird. And the fact that you had the Prodigy playing in the background is awesome! :laugh3:

I had a Coldplay dream last night. Well actually only Chris and Jonny, I think I've only ever once dreamt of all 4 of them together - it's probably too much for my subconscious to handle or something. :laugh3: And the cast of Harry Potter were there too. (I dunno why) And that dog with the keys from Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

Any way. I was by the whomping willow, y'know from Harry Potter. (Except it was friendly and non-vicious) And I think I was looking for this scrapbook/comic thing I'd made or something. And all I remember really from that part was that the tree was like "Hey you tricked me!" because I was pretending to do something or another...:thinking: That part of the dream went on for a while but I can't really remember it. Although I think Chris appeared a few times to help with something.

 

Anyway, me, Ron and Hermione (Harry was probably off fighting Voldemort or something), then gave up and went onto my school terrace with some of my school friends.

 

And Chris and Jonny were there and I played loads of ball games with them and we looked for that dog from Pirates of the Caribbean (but couldn't find it). :lol: And I then gave them both really long hugs :nice: and was like you guys are my best friends. :awesome: And I remember they were wearing their Viva outfits except Chris had a tight fitting denim jacket on. :wtf:

And then I woke up.

(And I remember just as I was waking up thinking; DAMN I should have given them longer hugs. And I wonder if I ever meet them will it be weird if I gave them massive hugs? and that, yes it would be.

I had a dream last night and though I don't remember the whole thing I know it involved me, Chris Martin, and a game of volleyball in the pool. Other than that I can quite remember it...:thinking:

MY dream had Chris only in it. Alot of people were up in these clouds and we were all on laptops playing chat roulette. If you wanted to type something to the person you took your finger and wrote in the clouds like sand. I had heard that Chris was playing too but I havent got connected to him yet. After a while I got connected but as soon as I did my laptop crashed. I got really mad. It was very strange because when the sun came up the clouds melted? So the sun was rising and I decided to try again. As soon as I got on I got connected with Chris. I wrote in the cloud "Chris Martin is my life." And he said "Wow you are a fan arent you?" and then he asked me "what did I have to learn how to do backwards for the scientist video?" And I said "you had to learn how to sing the song backwards and at som eshows you would play the end backwards because you likes it so much." Then he got really happy and said told me if I took the official coldplay trivia quiz and got a 100 he would fly me out to his house to have tea in his garden. So he sent me a link to the quiz and the next thing I remember is him sending me a flight conformation thing. Ahhh. That was a great night.

I dreamed last night that I was meeting... The Oracle O_o

 

She was a woman, but absolutely wasn't looking like Debs, she was more like a femme fatale... And she was really blond -and I think she had blue eyes-.

I also remember that I was surprised because I don't like the Oracle -in real life- and our meeting was actually quite nice.

I had two coldplayic dreams in .... two days !

 

In the first, I was invited by Chris in the Beehive. That was just amazing because I met the whole band, we had a good laugh, I cried a lot and Chris gave me the puppets from LIT2 ! :heart:

 

 

And in the second, there was an add on TV : "Do you want to meet Coldplay ? Call NRJ.... If you are the first, you win !"

I Had a Coldplay dream last night I Was walking around then I Heard the sound of Coldplay, I Ran down the middle of the road and into this dark room. Everyone moved to let me through and I Walked right to the front where the band were playing Viollet Hill. For some reason Chris was like a giant and could only kneel on the stage. he held out his arm and stared at me for ages I Reached out but the music faded. Then Chris Said 'right it's time for a break' so I Went outside with Jonny and Will and Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond drove past nearly running me over . Then as I Went back in the band were playing Swallowed in the Sea, my favourite song, and mum woke me up . GRRRR. Did I Mention it was in Black & white .

Some shit happened, and I ended up watching some italian movie, when Coldplay came in the theatre like if it was a concert, and everybody was screaimg when Chris came, and I acted like a total fangirl, but Chris didn't give a crap so when Will came I wuz like "WIIIILLLL CHAMPIIIOOOOOOONNNN"

 

And he gave me his red nail polish :blank:

And I woke up thinking I still had it so I could take a picture of it and post it here :blank:

My brother once dreamt that he was at a bar, and Chris Martin and My Chemical Romance was there. And he said that I was Chris's girlfriend, and he kept trying to show off in front of the MCR guys. But they just thought he was a dork and ignored him. Trolololo

but..I WAS CHRIS'S GIRLFRIEND :awesome: :heart:

^ZOMG. <3

Last night I had a dream in which Chris was my dad :wtf: it was very weird- not to mention impossible, I'm almost 25 for crying out loud!- I woke up feeling really awkward...

Last night I had a dream in which Chris was my dad :wtf: it was very weird- not to mention impossible, I'm almost 25 for crying out loud!- I woke up feeling really awkward...

 

ehehe, I once dreamt that I was in Chris lap like I was his little child - it was a seconds dream but i woke up feeling very awkward too, like "WTF?" :lol::uhoh:

Ewh.

Lolz he's mah' daddeh :charming:

2 topic dreams ?

Last night I dreamed

that the very great Chris Martin of Coldplay

was dating my mother.

 

:wreck:

 

More like a nightmare.

^ AHAHAHA LOLZ.

 

I had a sort of..weird dream.

I'm going to sum it up really.

So anyways it started with me getting lost at a supermarket, and there my aunt was bragging that she likes Prince Caspian from Narnia, and then I followed her where the vegetables and fruits were, and there Prince Caspian was buying carrots, and then they started talking and ate at some french restaurant, so I went to tell my family in her big dark red van, and nobody cared, so we waited for her to come back and we went to some beach camp.

So I walked around an entered a room, that looks like when your in a line at a roller coaster, there first just a line separated by ropes, and then you enter a room with metal bars and steps.

Well, it looked like that, but it was just the room :blank:

So, there was Chris sitting with an interviewer and some people around.

so I walked in, and just sat, and I stared :wideeyed:

I wanted to ask a question, but I didn't know what I would say, I raised my hand and the interviewer saw me and I said "wait, no.. I haven't thought of a question yet.."

And Chris chuckled.

So I asked the guy next to me if he knew an interesting question, and he had it on his hand and I didn't understand shit.

So a girl, who was Ramona Flowers :blank: was between me and Chris, and then she asked her question and walked away, and Chris came closer to me :wreck:

So, I was going to ask a question but I didn't know what to ask, something about why the album cover, altho I already knew the answer.

I just asked him for a hug :blush:

So we hugged, but I started moving my hands all over his back and he started singing and I started smelling him, and he smelled like clothing that's never used :blank:

Then my brother woke me up :disappointed:

Last night I had a dream in which Chris was my dad :wtf:.

 

OMG. That happened to me last night. :o

 

Basically I was on this runaway train but I got off and sat on the side of a hill and another fangirl was there :dance: and we talked for a while but then she disappeared. :(

And then Chris appeared even though he looked like my dad. (Not a good thing)

And I was like "So Chris I hear that you and the guys have been working out." :wink3:

And he was like, "Yes, we want to look amazing for our huge appearance next week for when we release our new album." (And then for some reason in the dream I found the word 'huge' very funny and started laughing.)

But because Chris looked like my dad I thought "Well obviously you haven't been working out very hard." :laugh3:

And then he went onto my computer and deleted all my coldplay music saying "You don't need any of that crap" and I got very angry.

Then he complimented me on my choice of web browser (Google chrome) and I got paranoid that he would see my Coldplay google theme but he didn't.

 

And when I woke up I thought "Yay! Album's out next week! :dance: ....oh wait. :("

why dont i ever dream or other ppl i have crushes on.:cry:

sorry dp

why dont i ever dream or other ppl i have crushes on.:cry:

 

you're lucky ;)

 

me when I dream often is true and is terrible

I Had a Coldplay dream last night I Was walking around then I Heard the sound of Coldplay, I Ran down the middle of the road and into this dark room. Everyone moved to let me through and I Walked right to the front where the band were playing Viollet Hill. For some reason Chris was like a giant and could only kneel on the stage. he held out his arm and stared at me for ages I Reached out but the music faded. Then Chris Said 'right it's time for a break' so I Went outside with Jonny and Will and Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond drove past nearly running me over . Then as I Went back in the band were playing Swallowed in the Sea, my favourite song, and mum woke me up . GRRRR. Did I Mention it was in Black & white .

 

Jeremy Clarkson nearly ran you over? :o It wouldn't surprise me. :laugh3:

 

You dreamt in black & white? That's cool! I only ever dream in colour. :blank: