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Somebody offers you ten million dollars to never listen to Coldplay again. You are currently dying of poverty. Do you take the money or spit in the mans' face?

 

:P

 

edit: Oh, personally I would spit in his face and go steal some, I don't know, bread or something.

 

Never listen to Coldplay again. Easy shit.

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I'd take the money... how would I be able to listen to Coldplay if I were dying of poverty anyways? :P

I'd take the fucking money, buy a private jet, and go on a tour seeing all of my top bands. While you fuckers are sitting in your basement listening to coldplay, I'll be seeing The Killers, Arctic Monkeys, Muse, U2, Oasis...fuck you all.

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Hell yes take the money!! And I'd got watch my other favs like Radiohead. Oh and since i have the money Id also use it to meet coldplay. It says I cant listen to their music, thats it :P

Lol, my joke failed, I assumed legions of fangirls would say they'd rather die than not listen to Coldplay. XD

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I'd take the money.

Psh the money, hands down. I doubt I'd care for music much if I was that poor

#12:

NO WAY. I'd die a lot faster without Coldplay, no matter how much money I had.

#12

Gimme the money!

#12

Gimme the money!

#12: toughie.

uuuh, i probably wouldnt take the money.

hopefully i could work my way out of poverty and keep coldplay.

 

 

..gr, but maybe id take the money. i have no idea. id have to be in the situation.

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I'd take the money, ha. I agree if you were in poverty, you probably wouldn't be listening to music anyway, so I'd rather get out of it in that predicament. It would be crap not being able to listen to them anymore, but you have to do what you have to do!

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spit in the mans face :P

 

theres other ways of making money :thinking:

like walking dogs :D

theres other ways of making money :thinking:

 

:whatever:

:dozey:

 

Assignment #12:

10 mil is way too much to say no to. At least I could still sing all the songs to myself!

How the fuck can you be "dying of poverty"? Goddamnit fail.

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