April 29, 200818 yr GWYNETH PALTROW’S MARRIAGE IS OVER SAY HER KNEES Paltrow's knees have worked with some of the world's top radiographers GWYNETH Paltrow’s four-year marriage to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is over, the Hollywood star’s knees revealed last night. According to the knees, the pair will announce a split within days with Paltrow blaming Martin’s unreasonably high voice and his inability to grow a proper man’s beard. The actress and her knees have been inseparable in recent weeks with the highly visible leg joints accompanying her to premieres of her new film Iron Man while husband Chris was nowhere to be seen. One friend said: "He's never liked her knees. Especially after they they told her to steer clear of him 'cause he's a donkey-faced bedwetter who yodels like an Austrian pervert. "But she loves them. It was her knees that got her back on her feet after her split with Brad." Nikki Hollis, a celebrity marriage analyser, said high hemlines and bare knees were often the first outward sign that a star couple’s relationship was on the rocks. She said: "For years you would not have known she had knees, it’s been long dresses or those horrible three-quarter combats that make you look like a deformed dwarf. "Suddenly she’s out every night dressed as a stripper while he’s at home growing muesli in his bum fluff looking like a smelly tramp. "People thought it was all made up about Charles and Diana but you go look at that photograph from the Taj Mahal and tell me what you see: knees." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/gwyneth-paltrow%92s-marriage-is-over-say-her-knees-20080428908/
April 29, 200818 yr Dear Lord, what is with the extremely short hemlines -_____- she should learn to cover up that ass of hers D|
April 29, 200818 yr say what you will, the angle is kinda off.....but she looks HOT for a 35 year old mother of two. Go girl. She'll be on the today show 04/29 and MTV live 05/1 She talked about moses and apple on letterman. She says her and chris call moses their "Thoughtful Thug" after a Jay-Z quote.
April 29, 200818 yr Paltrow's knees have worked with some of the world's top radiographers GWYNETH Paltrow’s four-year marriage to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is over, the Hollywood star’s knees revealed last night. According to the knees, the pair will announce a split within days with Paltrow blaming Martin’s unreasonably high voice and his inability to grow a proper man’s beard. The actress and her knees have been inseparable in recent weeks with the highly visible leg joints accompanying her to premieres of her new film Iron Man while husband Chris was nowhere to be seen. One friend said: "He's never liked her knees. Especially after they they told her to steer clear of him 'cause he's a donkey-faced bedwetter who yodels like an Austrian pervert. "But she loves them. It was her knees that got her back on her feet after her split with Brad." Nikki Hollis, a celebrity marriage analyser, said high hemlines and bare knees were often the first outward sign that a star couple’s relationship was on the rocks. She said: "For years you would not have known she had knees, it’s been long dresses or those horrible three-quarter combats that make you look like a deformed dwarf. "Suddenly she’s out every night dressed as a stripper while he’s at home growing muesli in his bum fluff looking like a smelly tramp. "People thought it was all made up about Charles and Diana but you go look at that photograph from the Taj Mahal and tell me what you see: knees." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/gwyneth-paltrow%92s-marriage-is-over-say-her-knees-20080428908/ :laugh3::lol:.................. :dozey:
April 29, 200818 yr I hope that article isn't true...that she missed that party. I think she is looking good in her mini skirts. Some of those dresses are really nice. Hey if she has the body to do it, she might as well flaunt it.
April 29, 200818 yr one article about gwen and again, her knees! :laugh3: also a little bit about moses and apple! awww... Gwyneth was back on the promotional trail last night with another glamorous appearance at a screening of her new film Iron Man at New York’s Tribeca Grand Hotel. Gwyneth, who has trotted around the globe in towering 7 inch heels this month - Burberry boots in Berlin! Pacchini platforms in Paris! - didn’t disappoint, arriving at the event in a pair of black patent Christian Louboutins. And her Stella McCartney dress was stunning! While Chris Martin was nowhere in sight after the couple vowed to never attend public events together, the 35-year-old wasn’t short on support, with friends (and fellow moms) Liv Tyler and Helena Christensen turning out at the event. Of Gwyneth’s recent penchant for high heels, she says: “They were just fabulous. They were very tall but they weren’t hard to walk in.” While in Paris last week she was photographed clutching her bodyguards arm, but she denies it was because she was struggling to keep her balance. “I’m a capable heel walker but I had trouble with my knee while I was making the film and sometimes on stairs it hurts. “People thought it was because I was falling off my heels which wasn’t the case.” It’s Gwyneth’s first official press tour since she stepped away from the spotlight to raise her two children. And it appears little Apple, 3, hasn’t fallen far from the tree. “She changes her outfits about seven times a day. She loves clothes and walks around the house in my high heels.” She adds that her two-year-old son is emerging as her toughest fashion critic. She told the Mirror: “Every time I put on a dress he thinks it means I’m going out, so he says ‘I don’t like it’”. While in New York, her hometown, the star also made an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, where she arrived fresh from a workout in tracksuit and trainers, before slipping on yet another frock, and yes, a suitably high stilettos. Below Gwyneth is pictured in a range of her recent stylish ensembles! Click HERE to read the original plus photos of this new dress, that I dont really like at all, too trashy... :dozey:
April 29, 200818 yr Hopefully the link works :) Gwyneth on letterman last night talking about Moses "their sensitive thug". lol to cute. Im still amazed at how awesome she looks now! http://www.popcrunch.com/gwyneth-paltrow-letterman-video-gwyneth-paltrow-late-show-with-david-letterman-video/
April 30, 200818 yr Oh I missed that Letterman show...I will have to see that at home. Those are great links. Is she wearing a nude colored fabric under that dress? It's cool, but I would be scared to wear that if it wasn't.
April 30, 200818 yr She always comes across as so lovely and sweet in TV interviews and yet the press quite often slate her in print.
April 30, 200818 yr How do I upload pictures again into the message? I haven't done this in so long, I have forgotten!
April 30, 200818 yr How do I upload pictures again into the message? I haven't done this in so long, I have forgotten! If the pictures are on the internet use {img} {/img} but with [] and put the URL in between. If you want to upload them off your computer click "go advanced" on the quick reply box and then click the little paperclip. :)
April 30, 200818 yr Let's see if this works. I like this dress. I think it's stylish and classy. This one is cute too. It is pretty short. As you can see...i do my daily InStyle browsing
April 30, 200818 yr Yah, it is weird with Gwyneth. She does seem sweet on TV, but I just don't know what she's like in real life. The time I saw her on a movie set, she looked like she didn't want to be bothered, looking down and such. But, she is a movie star and all. Who knows... I don't think my pictures worked...they are not coming up on my screen...at least the attachment did.
April 30, 200818 yr She always comes across as so lovely and sweet in TV interviews and yet the press quite often slate her in print. I've noticed this, as well. For some reason, many of the celebrity gossip bloggers have been giving her a real what-for lately. The scrutiny these people have to deal with on a daily basis is scary. However, I do have to say that her recent choices is dress has been odd and overly revealing.
April 30, 200818 yr If you got it flaunt it. I mean she's not gonna be like that forever. I think I might have to buy some 6 inch heels now. They do wonders for your legs :) The press hate what they don't know. And since Chris and Gwyn don't give them the mushy crapy stuff they have from paris hilton and her like 16th lover, they get their panties in a twist. It's sad how much people root these celebs to fail. Seems like Chris and Gwyneth don't really care though, which is great for THEM in the long run, and no one else. Does anyone know when she'll be on Jonathan Ross? I found this clip where she talks about her kids calling Jay-Z uncle J: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/lyons_den/b133558_Gwyneth_Talks_Hip-Hop_Madonna_and_Mario.html
May 1, 200818 yr ^^ it will be aired Friday, May 2th that is to say tomorrow ! Video of her calling CP album brilliant. Edit: Nevermind :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkF5Jp6qAQ8
May 1, 200818 yr Gwyneth is on the Paul O'Grady Show on Channel 4 now. Well, the show is on now, but she won't be on it for a bit yet.
May 1, 200818 yr Gwyneth on Regis and Kelly: http://www.popcrunch.com/gwyneth-paltrow-live-with-regis-kelly-video/ She'll be on MTV TRL live w/ Jon and Robert.....and then I think she's done with the promotion. Back to England w/ her family Hope the link works :)
May 1, 200818 yr Gwyneth is on the Paul O'Grady Show on Channel 4 now. Well, the show is on now, but she won't be on it for a bit yet. I missed it :( Boo.
May 1, 200818 yr It was just some guy interviewing her for the show on the red carpet before The Iron Man premiere. All the guy said to her was "your red hair in the movie is beautiful". I can't actually remember what she said, he didn't give her a chance to talk, she just said something like "thank you, I had a great time making this movie".
May 1, 200818 yr Paltrow: Pregnancy changed me Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have a second child called Moses Oscar-winning Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow says she's swapped her super-healthy diet for fried food like fish and chips. While drinking a pint of Guinness, the American actress told BBC One's Friday Night with Jonathan Ross that she changed her eating habits after getting pregnant in 2004. She said: "I was seriously macrobiotic for four years. When I got pregnant, it changed. I couldn't go near anything healthy. "I love anything fried; fish and chips, Branston pickle, red wine." FULL STORY; http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7378000/7378129.stm
May 1, 200818 yr I found this clip where she talks about her kids calling Jay-Z uncle J: Haha...that is too funny. I bet Apple is rapping with him too! I love that she loves music. Any kind too!
May 1, 200818 yr Gwyneth Paltrow on her daughter and 'sensitive thug' By Shannon, CBB Senior Contributor Actress Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman on Monday. The 35-year-old mentioned her daughter Apple Blythe Alison, 4 next month, and son Moses, 2, saying that Apple has very feminine aspects about her and Moses is a 'sensitive thug.' It's a very good age difference, but boys and girls are very fundamentally different, aren't they? So there are some interesting things going on in the house. They just play so differently. She's quiet and imaginative and very verbal. She likes to sit with her things and build houses and hotels for her dolls. My son will just come and trash the hell out of anything she's doing. And if he can inflict pain on her while he’s trashing, then even better. Then she gets furious and says he's 'antagonizing' her. We call him our 'sensitive thug.' It's a line from a Jay-Z song and it fits him perfectly. She's kind of started to give it back to him, but in a very female, under-the-radar way. Dad is Coldplay's Chris Martin. Source: The Late Show with David Letterman via Just Jared http://www.celebrity-babies.com/2008/04/gwyneth-paltr-3.html#more
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