I felt so stupid for believing it until I read "Every Rainbow Leads To A Pot Of Gold" :laugh3:

This came straight from the Whoracle!

Briggins, :heart:

 

This, :lol:

 

Guy Berryman is one lucky man! :wink3:

blimey!

not funny, they tried too hard

I knew it.

HAHA, very nice, Briggs. :D

not funny, they tried too hard

 

Are you kidding me? This is hilarious :laugh3::laugh3::lol:

But...Miley Cyrus is a whore and she doesn't deserve to work with Coldplay.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH :laugh3:

 

But...Miley Cyrus is a whore and she doesn't deserve to work with Coldplay.

 

HELL, :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

not funny, they tried too hard

 

I didn't laugh either.

Rumor is that Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus are both looking for a disney fairytale love life with the smokin' hot bass lickin' babe from Coldplay, Guy Berryman. While the tabloids have been all over the Lohan aspect, a new crack in the story has appeared.

 

Today it was announced that Coldplay would be releasing their fifth album Mylo Xyloto. When asked what the title meant, a representative from the band told them to ask Guy, that he knows. After digging into the history books, we know that Mylo is an Egyptian derivative of the name Miley. Xyloto comes from the greek term for "Tombs of the Kings" which is located on the island of Cyprus. A combination of the terms Miley Cyprus can only lead us to conclude that this album is in fact about Miley Cyrus and looking at the linear notes from the album, she does make a guest appearance providing percussion for the song "Every Rainbow Leads to a Pot of Gold".

 

From the Gones Daily.

 

HAHAHA thanks for the laugh

not funny, they tried too hard

 

Dude, that's what all the coldplayers have been doing for the past months, coming up with reasonings like this, Briggs is just so amazing that he made fun of it.

 

But...Miley Cyrus is a whore and she doesn't deserve to work with Coldplay.

 

Yeah, I agree, they should pick Lindsay Lohan, at least she has nicer boobies.

 

 

 

 

 

Apart from this. I love you Briggins.

I actually laughed at how absurd this article is.

And Guy is way too good for Miley Cyrus :P

It's sure she wants more and they will be even more fame, a true famous

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSlhNJFohI&feature=relmfu]Miley Cyrus - Fly On The Wall - YouTube[/ame]

 

the Thread is not in the Lounge ? :thinking:

at first i was like, "...."

and then i was like, "LOLOLOLOL"

OMG! This is some of the funniest sh*t I've read on here in weeks! :lol: :awesome:

I see it now! it all makes sense!! why didn't we see it before :facepalm: were so stupid!

(good job, it made me laugh! :laugh3:)

^

Your avatar is superb. How did you get it?:sneaky:

Rumor is that Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus are both looking for a disney fairytale love life with the smokin' hot bass lickin' babe from Coldplay, Guy Berryman. While the tabloids have been all over the Lohan aspect, a new crack in the story has appeared.

 

Today it was announced that Coldplay would be releasing their fifth album Mylo Xyloto. When asked what the title meant, a representative from the band told them to ask Guy, that he knows. After digging into the history books, we know that Mylo is an Egyptian derivative of the name Miley. Xyloto comes from the greek term for "Tombs of the Kings" which is located on the island of Cyprus. A combination of the terms Miley Cyprus can only lead us to conclude that this album is in fact about Miley Cyrus and looking at the linear notes from the album, she does make a guest appearance providing percussion for the song "Every Rainbow Leads to a Pot of Gold".

 

From the Gones Daily.

 

:lol: Nice job!

:laugh3:

This has totally made my day :laugh3: thank you :')

:laugh3: Unbelievable! :laugh3: Great joke! :lol:

This is almost as good as the Paul is dead game with The Beatles.

 

I wonder if there will be any new Coldplay songs that say something like "I love you Miley" when played backwards.

August 18, 2011 - submitted by Ashley, United States of America

 

Q. Dear Oracle,

There's this ridiculous rumor that 'Mylo' is an Egyptian derivative of the name Miley and 'Xyloto' comes from the Greek term for Tombs of the Kings which is located on the island of Cyprus. When you combine both of them it'll say "Miley Cyprus." In other words, "Miley Cyrus." And according to this article, the album was dedicated to her. So, please Oracle, can you tell all the Coldplayers out there that this is not true?

Thanks in advance!

 

The Oracle replies:

 

I most certainly can tell you all that this is not true - once I have stopped laughing hysterically that is! I have no idea who dreams this stuff up but by golly, they really should find more interesting ways to spend their time. Ha, ha, ha!

 

 

http://coldplay.com/oracledetail_pop.php?id=2221&page=0&iframe=true

 

 

:lol: