This thread is the greatest thing. I don't think if I have laughed so hard in a long time. GHOST STORIES being about nutella explains everything............ps. I recently got a stomach ache from too much nutella actually, now I'll sing to it. "tell me you love me, if you don't then lie to me" ..
"My body moves, goes where it will, and so my mouth waters to be fed" Chris's Nutella addiction is forcing him to subconsciously eat more of it, to the point where he moves not of his own volition (also due to the mind-controlling robots Ferrero introduced in the 70s)