LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

Strawberry Rain

The Only Sane Teen Girl
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So, I've always had this weird obsession of captioning pics of Coldplay. So this is a thread where you can post pics of the band and caption them, like LOLcats. You can caption a pic of one member, the whole band, whatever floats your boat! (as long as it's a Coldplay-related pic, of course) I'll start! :awesome:


Jonny: "Can you believe how many pictures of nude fans posing seductively we get in the mail?"
Guy: "The chick wearing the green eyeliner's kinda hot..."

PS- I apologize for the crappy pun. :disappointed:
PPS- Hopefully you people are much better at captioning pics than me. :p
PPPS- Good luck and have fun! :D
 

coldplayisawesome

Maybe I'm a ghost
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The Ninja-Chris stealthily sneaks up on his prey, an unsuspecting Jonathan Buckland...
 

LhunaSleepingSun

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"Does anyone want to bet I can chug down this whole bottle of wine in 10 seconds? Anyone? Hm?"
 

Strawberry Rain

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Chris: "Fuck you, Guy! I'm sick of you stealing all the female fans from me and acting all sexy in pictures! FUCK YOU!"
Guy: ... *sexy lip-licking* :charming: :evil:
 

LhunaSleepingSun

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Chris: :sneaky: If I can just hit Guy on the head juuuust over there hard enough...that'll end it, and I will become the smexiest member of Coldplay! *laughs maniacally*

*Guy moves*

Chris: :angry:
 

Strawberry Rain

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Muahaha! I guess that in this thread, Chris is hell-bent on DEE-STROYINGGGGGG Guy. :evil:
 

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